"Where No Man Has Gone Before" - parodied like you wouldn't believe!

While hanging around the William Shatner BBS, I ran across yet another hilarious parody of a Star Trek episode, complete with pictures and captions, done by MG. This time, it's the SECOND pilot episode. Not as much laughter by me on this one, but eh, who cares? Someone may find these downright hilarious.

WARNING: Some of these jokes may not be appropriate for young children.




"I'm too pretty to think."


"Can you believe humans were once so Puritanical they used to have their toilets in special rooms instead of out in the open like this?"


"We think the problems are caused by pointy-eared gremlins"


"Sa-a-ay, jack!"


"The hibachi's ready. Who's got the hamburgers?"


"Walking down the hall. Walking down the hall."


"Why is it that when someone farts, everyone looks at me?"


"ALRIGHT! Star Trek!"


"I tell you, Myrtle, it left the ugliest stain you ever saw."
"Did you try club soda, Agnes?"


"Attention, all personel. This is the captain. That is all."


"Captain, I don't believe it! There is absolutely nothing unusual on sensors!"


"If I could remember how, I'd be on you in a second."


"I wonder what people will think of all this 30 years down the road."


"Whatever it is, it looks deadly. Take us in closer."




"Those look like handlebars."
"No, sir. It's manual override."


"I've almost got a picture. If you would be so kind as to go outside and adjust the antenna for me, please."


"Do you really think I look like Susan Dey?"


"Madam, you are interrupting my soaps."


"Somebody claims to be God and the first thing you do is put him in a hospital."


"Fascinating read, captain. It's about a woman named O and something called 'S&M'."


"Wanna take my temperature?"


"I'm just going to sit here holding this long, round thing."


"That's disgusting."


"It says, 'why did the boy throw the clock out the window? To see time fly'."


"So, what's your sign?"


"If you were a real god you'd have a better sense of humor. Trust me, I know."




*******Did they ever beam down when it WASN'T cloudy?"


"You can't get out. We still have a few minutes to kill."


"It never ceases to amaze me how long this place has been abandoned and not a speck of dust."


"Captain, there's a rumor going round that you and Mr. Spock are a couple."
"A couple of what?"


"He's loose, captain. You have to go get him."
"Can't right now. I have some ungodly booty to kick in Chicago."


"Excuse me, miss. Have you seen the paintball competition?"


"Hello, captain."


"Eh. What's up, doc?"


"Please, don't kill me. I'm too pretty to die."


******No one would forgive me if I hadn't included this one.


"I've got to kill him while he's looking for his silver contacts."


"That got 'im. Shouldn't of but it did."


"Can you hear me now?"


"Yep yep yep yep yep."