Hooligan's Island


Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a real strange trip
That started in Two-thousand-one
Indianapolis

Jessie was a Klingon wanna-be
Her best friend, a Vulcan
Five others went along that day
For a convention
For a convention

The group was abducted off-the-bat
And messed up by E.T.s
Each one was changed, though good or bad
But they would soon be free
But they would soon be free

The kids couldn’t run without some help
So entered Kirk and crew
First Allison
Then Jessie, too
Then Kristian
And that May
A girl named Lia
Along with Steve and Michael too
Here on Hooligan’s Isle!