HuMoRoUs QuOtEs

ø´¨`»*i smile bcuz i have no idea wuts goin on*

~*"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol."*~

LOVE IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY A TEMPTATION,
A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
IN A GIRLS DESTINATION
2 INCREASE DA POPULATION
OF DA NEXT GENERATION.
DO U UNDERSTAND MY EXPLANTION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

Smile; its the 2nd best thing u can do wit ur mouth

thEre r 2 WoRds GuYs doNt LiKe and thAts DONT and sToP but...put them together and tHey LOVE iT "DONT STOP"LoL..

*°•.¸ WhY dO gOoD gUrLz LiKe BaD gUyS.•°*`
*°•.¸ KnOwiNg BaD gUyS TeLL mAd LiEs.•°*`

º¤º ReAl giRlz AiNt PeRfEcT º¤º
º¤º PeRfEcT GiRlz AInT REaL º¤º

.~*"im quiet,if u want me to open my mouth~lose the pants*~

the guy says 'I luv u' & u believe it's true, 9 months later, he says the hell w/ u, the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore all of this wouldnt of happened if the rubber wouldnt of tore!

b0yz aint nuthin but secretz nd liez s0 when y0u get fucked 0va d0nt be (S u R p R i S e D )

DonT woRry Bout Me or WuT I do WuT HapPenZ in MaH lyF haS noThiN 2 Do WiT u So keeP uR mouTh ShuT before U geT hiT Cuz Im SicK of aLl U bitchs ur and dUmB aSs buLLsHit~*

th0se wh0 kn0w - d0n*t talk
th0se wh0 talk - d0n*t kn0w

~*There are two kinds of people in the world, cheaters and liars, if you say you've never cheated you're a liar.

.•:*Good girls arn't really good~ We just know how to get away with being bad*:•.

.•:*¨Sex is like a card game,If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!¨*:•.

i WaSnT KiSsInG HiM i WaS jUsT tElLiNg HiS LiPs a SeCrEt~

StAr LiGhT sTaR bRiGhT wHeRe ThE hElL Is Mr. RiGhT

MeN r LiKe A dEcK oF cArDs. YoU'Ll FiNd tHa OcCaSiOnAl KiNg, bUt MoSt aRe JaCkS.

*Boys act like dicks to make up for the ones they dont have*

*¤*.¸.•:° Wit A {{{{Hug}}}}*¤*.¸.•:°
*¤*.¸.•:°N' a **Kiss****¤*.¸.•:°
*¤*.¸.•:°Dis Cutie Is Out*¤*.¸.•:°
*¤*.¸.•: Like diS*¤*.¸.•:°

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