Quotes from friends

"Not all chemicals are bad without hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer"
-El Sporker

"When you get old do you lose your pubic hair"
-Kerri

Meli-What did you say? You want to die in panties?
Jess-Yes, that's what I said

*while raising hand* I'll have sex! Ready for sex"
-Kerri

"What's up bootylicious?"
-Brian

"I like sperm whales"
-Chris

"You sucked for like four minutes"
-Jess

"I think cobras wouldn't be illiterate if they didn't  flatten out...I think it has something to do with the flattening...it cuts off the blood flow to the part of the brain responsible for reading"
-Ronald

"My car is running on hopes and dreams"
-Mike

"Any hooters..."
-Matt

"Where have all their thoughts gone? They weren't always like this I know. But when was it that they decided to throw out their identity to fit in? Oh wait! They're not fitting in, they're too cool for that"
-Kerri "Alone"

Meli-Look I have snow covered cherries
Chris: Ewwww that sounds dirty!

"I enjoy him!"
-Kerri

Meli- Do you remember Sesame Place???
Karina-Yeah that's where I almost drowned!

"Boys are sketchy"
-Lindsey

Meli-They should make liquid nicotine
Big Bro-mmm nummy num num!

"...and I'm a file clerk!"
-Dismissed

"I'm a PCB!"
-Stephy

"omg penis' don't know shit!"
-Krystal

Justin-Computers are the devil.
Meli-Well it's better to work for the devil than against him.
Justin-That is very true.

"Struggling Panda"
-Matt

"*hawking lugie* Yeah I'm attractive"
Meli

"That's not an inanimate object. Oh wait, maybe it is!"
-John

"Bow down to my bulge"
-Brian

"They're probably dry humping in a pool"
Meli

"*to krystal* Watch out for bottle caps!"
-John

"She's all nipple"
-Kerri

Meli-You have a way of attracting commuters, crazy people and stalkers
Karina-I know

"those guys have regular bowel movements like 5x's a day, multiplied by 6 guys!...I can't even fathom that!
-Jess

"He's not really my boyfriend, he's just  my Messer"
-Karina *in reference to rolly-rob*

"Sports bras make you have a uni-boob"
-Kerri

"I'm going somewhere, I'm doing something, because you're stupid"
-Ashley

"Breasts. I don't like that word, It's too scientific"
-Jarret

"You're going to hell in a hand basket"
-Meli

"Waterslides are fun. Until you drown!"
-Karina

"Be good. But if you can't be good, be safe"
-Big Bro's mom

"What the fuch?"
-Kerri

"Is that a Ford Focus?*as she watches Fast and the furious*"
-Jess