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|Raska||We are all our worst critics.||Raska|
|WH, Bcp, Redshirt||wethamster in school: ´hehe everything is falling into place|
Bannacreampie: what is?
Redshirt: His hips, looking at the other board...
|Mark Twain||"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author, Per G. G., Chief of Ordnance. "||Bcp|
|Bay High||"Torture is my school's midle name||PyroFaerie|
|General Douglas MacArthur||"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."||No One|
|Friedrich Nietzsche||"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."||No One|
|Mahatma Ghandi||"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."||Shadow Wolf|
|grandwhitebear||"Ignorance is bliss, and I am the King of the Fools.||grandwhitebear|
|satanbzb||The answer is Alchol, but I have forgotten the question.||Redshirt|
|FtW||Chaos is my lord, and I his humble puppet. Never in control, never understanding the things around me till it's too late.||WH|
|Ilfar||"Beer is not the answer, beer is the question... YES is the answer"||Redshirt|
|Ilfar||"A is for Academics, B is for Beer... One of those reasons is why we're not here"||Redshirt|
|WH||"Whhaaaat i fixed it before and made it more spiffy with the sound", "so i amplyfied the sound 100 times"||Redshirt|
|Harley||Brain no function caffeine without...||Rafidan Whyte (against his will!)|
|Harley||WH you are the diet coke of evil||WH|
|WH||I KNEW IT..... well at least i did||WH|
|Aio||Nothing tells a friend to back offa your cheeseburger like a good grunt in his direction.||Rafidan Whyte|
|Ilfar, Dave|| Ilfar: *rolls eyes* There's one mind that missed the gutter and went straight into the sewers...
Ilfar: You quote that quote, don't quote my quote of that quote. Dave: But if we don't quote your quote, then why quote the other quote? Ilfar: If you quote my quote of that quote then you quote the other quote and dont quote my quote.
|unknown||Bad spellers of the world, untie!||DrBob|
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