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Raska We are all our worst critics.Raska
WH, Bcp, Redshirt wethamster in school: ´hehe everything is falling into place
Bannacreampie: what is?
Redshirt: His hips, looking at the other board...
Mark Twain "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author, Per G. G., Chief of Ordnance. " Bcp
Bay High"Torture is my school's midle name PyroFaerie
General Douglas MacArthur "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." No One
Friedrich Nietzsche "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." No One
Mahatma Ghandi"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Shadow Wolf
grandwhitebear "Ignorance is bliss, and I am the King of the Fools.grandwhitebear
satanbzb The answer is Alchol, but I have forgotten the question.Redshirt
FtW Chaos is my lord, and I his humble puppet. Never in control, never understanding the things around me till it's too late.WH
Ilfar "Beer is not the answer, beer is the question... YES is the answer" Redshirt
Ilfar "A is for Academics, B is for Beer... One of those reasons is why we're not here"Redshirt
WH"Whhaaaat i fixed it before and made it more spiffy with the sound", "so i amplyfied the sound 100 times" Redshirt
Harley Brain no function caffeine without... Rafidan Whyte (against his will!)
Harley WH you are the diet coke of evil WH
WH I KNEW IT..... well at least i didWH
Aio Nothing tells a friend to back offa your cheeseburger like a good grunt in his direction.Rafidan Whyte
Ilfar, Dave Ilfar: *rolls eyes* There's one mind that missed the gutter and went straight into the sewers...
Ilfar: You quote that quote, don't quote my quote of that quote. Dave: But if we don't quote your quote, then why quote the other quote? Ilfar: If you quote my quote of that quote then you quote the other quote and dont quote my quote.
unknownBad spellers of the world, untie! DrBob

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