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^gOrE.^aStArOtH
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A Tribute to the Greatest MB2 Player Ever Lived

Herein lies the chronicles of...




If there is one name that still has the potency to strike terror into the hearts of those that played this mod in the olden days... it is LANCEUPPERCUT. No other player, nay, God, has and ever will have such a lasting impact, or scarring if you will, on the degenerated lives of those that had the... UPPERCUT Experience®.

Build 15: It Has Begun.
Starting up as a fledgling Droideka player in B15, LANCEUPPERCUT wasted no time in making his presence known by repeatedly destroying rows of his fellow ally players to simply attack a single soldier. He quickly rose up the ranks of skilled players through epic and unbelievable fights, such as single-handedly destroying the entire opposing team in under two minutes. But, strangely, as soon as he came, he vanished without a trace, leaving nothing behind but a unquenchable dread brewing deep within the hearts of those fearing his inevitable return...

Build 16: Always two there are; no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.
Lance was back. And he brought company. FRUGUPPERCUT had arrived.
Quote (originally posted by FRUGUPPERCUT):
GET READY TO GET ROCKED LIKE YOU BITCHES HAVE NEVER BEEN ROCKED BEFORE. THATS RIGHT, THE UPPERCUTS ARE COMING TO TOWN WITH 36 INCH DILDOS AND WE MEAN BUSINESS. PREPARE TO GET YOUR COLONS COMPLETELY STOMPED. THE UPPERCUTS HAVE THE GREATEST ARRAY OF MOVIEBATTLES MIGHT EVER TO BE DISPLAYED.

Now the community was in complete recoil in preparation for the oncoming onslaught. No duelers were safe, as rest assured, two Mandalorians would land next to your fighting and begin flaming both of you indescrimanately. All of this carnage for a single point. No one could seek refuge from their relentless rockets and dead-accurate pistol fire.

However, all was not lost. During the Dark One's temporary departure, the community had quickly rallied all their greatest warriors in preparation for his return. These warriors were known as the...

-|Tenebrarum|-

Valiantly they fought against the Dark Lords. The combat was unprecedented in ferocity, it was beyond tooth and nail. This great war ushered in a new time, inevitably sealing the demise of both our heroes and villains...

The End Time.

The fighting had finally reached its pinnacle, and our heroes, the -|Tenebrarum|- were down to their last few and final hopes. The few remaining warriors: Stilgar, Valkyrie, Meister, and TrogDOR banded together, and through a desperate ceremony, began to call upon the power of their patron god, Thor, to banish this evil. In an epic clash without comparison they channeled all their energies against the Dark Ones. Slaughter and death was all around them, the lifeless and decrepit bodies of those brave noobs served to bide them time to summon their god.

As the battle progressed, it seemed useless. The UPPERCUTS were unstoppable Juggernauts, bitch. And just as all hope had faded, and all seemed lost... a glimmer of hope had lit the land. A selfless warrior in this never-ending war sacrificied himself, despite great protest, to finish the summoning of Thor. He had given his humanity to banish the evil ones.. and thus.. had become.. inhuman. He had become... an Asian. This lone hero was thus known as Sneaky.

With a great rumble in the earth, their God had arrived. The Dark Ones wasted no time in routing their power against the might of Thor. The epic clash of the three Gods was a tale that will last into millenia. At the climax of this battle, a great, white light and thundering crash consumed all the land, and in the end, the dark ones were finally rid of this world... but at a terrible cost. The lives of an untold many were taken, and the land was scarred with the evils of the war. But the worst cost of all, the great war-god of the -|Tenebrarum|-, Thor, was destroyed along with the Dark Ones, and thus, the realm of -|Tenebrarum|- had disippated into the nether....

Throughout the years, the community has had an uneasy peace. As they move closer to a new age, a great panic has spread across the realms. Whispers of a dark fear... and a darker past...

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It is impossible to say or question the deep impact this individual has had on this community. But his effects are there for all to see.

Only one man is single-handedly responsible for nerfing the Droideka shield in B15.

Only one man is single-handedly responsible for nerfing flamethrower damage in B16.
Quote (originally posted by Sneaky):
Sneaky
Your very first thread on this forum was a picture of your "pwnage" score and informing others of your superior deka skills. Don't give me that crap about helping the community or whatever. Unfortunately, it's kind of hard to watch my "positioning" on tantive when there is a jedi about to hack you to bits and I'm being a good samaritan and shoving him away from you so you can keep shooting at him. All of sudden you turn on your flamer and burninate me and 4 sith trying to save you. Honestly, in the first day of playing with you I learned to hide whenever you were on my team. You would open fire on a duelling pair of sith and jedi, killing them both and then complain that the sith was in your way.

Only one man is single-handedly responsible for the addition of a jetpack cooldown and a revamped penalty point system in B17.
Quote (originally posted by Mapex):
Mapex
Omg, B15 vets, look who it is! It's the penis! Before anyone unbans him, this is what il_penissio was famous, I mean INFAMOUS, for in B15 on WP: TK for no reason. This falls under TKing for fun just to piss people off and ruin the experience for all. il_penissio, not only did you do this once - you did this every single effing time I played on the server with you. Every single time. Back then they didn't have the 3 TKs = kill self rule so you could TK repeatedly.

Quote (originally posted by Calexus):
il_penissio, all you do is TK....ive played with you...you dont even check your targets...you just open up fire on anything that crosses your path...

Quote:
Funny this - but when i met this thread starter in a game, he went on a Tking spree against me because I replied to this thread.

Quote (originally posted by Azeroth):
You tk'd me zag on that tantive game right after we won the round for no reason..

Only one man is single-handedly responsible for the departure of an untold amount of players from Movie Battles II.
Quote (originally posted by Noob):
i ufken hate those uppercuts!! they always tk n say bad tings 2 me i am fuken quiten diz **** forever!!!11

There can only be one.

Quote (originally posted by SOLiDuS):
Ah memories...those were the good ol' days...or were they the bad ol' days...meh who cares. But I do remember the tking...oh the horror...thr horrow...the...well you get the picture.
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