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Children from Soil...
5/13/2002 . 3:02pm
I was at home the other night, just chillin... Being round.
Listening to some clowns when J starts spittin something about fuckin holes in the ground?
Well that gets me to thinkin... I wander if my yard is down??

I waited til dark so no one could see,
As I'm looking at this ground before me and wandering if this soil could really like me?
The night shined down on me and my eyes widened as I seen,
This beautiful dirt female that had risen from below me.

She was named Gia after the earth that I love.
We fucked all night, we fit together like a glove.
When the morning came and the sun called Gia's name.
I said please my dear don't go, things will never be the same.
She simply said thanks for what I had done and asked if from that night forward could we get it on..........
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Posted by: Crowbar
Flows from "The One"
5/13/2002 . 10:01am
This is The One from A-town...
Fucked my x-girlfriends?? -I don't think so - they all drowned.
I probably threw them in the river, but I could have buried them outside,
Either way you'll know they're mine if their neden is mad wide.
I once fucked a dead bitch, three days old,
Don't know if any of my boys are that bold.
Don't matter if she's fat, skinny, a sheep- whatever,
As long as that shit is tight and I don't have to say nuthin clever.
Went to some ritchies funeral showing,
Put my dick in that bitch - even dead she was hoein!
Crawled up in the coffin right beside her,
Whiped out this juggalo dick and put it inside her.
That shit was whack! All wrinkled up and dry,
Good thing I thought ahead and brough my KY!
That's petroleum jelly if you ain't never used it,
Damn straight - this juggalo's abused it!
Beatin that shit up for half an hour - all around,
Next thing you know - they're buryin us both ten feet in the ground.
Buried deep as shit I get my nut off -- Ahhhh....
Looks like I'm takin this neden with me to Shangril-ah.
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Posted by: "The One"
More flows from "The One"
8/08/2002 . 10:11am
Lemme tell ya a little something about what I know,
About being a ninja, and kickin it with juggalos,
Juggalos don’t care if you fuck a dead body,
They don’t care if you stick your dick in a hottie,
They just love ya for the respect you show,
Respect for juggalettes, and respect for juggalos.
I don’t hate those mainstream fans,
I just hate those mudda focus who think they’re better than I am!
I want to break those bigot’s necks,
I want to gouge their eyes out, and break their mudda fuckin legs!
I don’t care if you know a lotta shit – I know a lotta shit,
So you can suck my fuckin dick!
I may not know what you know,
But I do know this – I love being a juggalo!
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Posted by: "The One"