The Adventures of Soft-Skinned Boy!
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Wow, Jon has earned himself his own page!!! Yeah, just keep the quotes coming! :-P


Mmalade: i ordered a T-shirt for the tournament ahead of time for the discount
Mmalade: i was hoping that it would be the normal white with red letttering
j y a s d f: but it was red
Mmalade: but it turns out they chose to have a RED shirt -_-'''
Mmalade: yeah...
Mmalade: so now i can't wear it in berkeley
Mmalade: 'cause not only is it RED
Mmalade: it has "Stanford" written on it
Mmalade: and the birdie is too small to notice
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: well
j y a s d f: even if it WAs big enough yuo'd still get slaughtered
j y a s d f: a little birdie will not save you from the spirited cheerleaders
And later in the convo...
j y a s d f: you got back at 830 and didnt shower til now?!
j y a s d f: ew...your sweat probably fermented
Mmalade: lol
Mmalade: no, i went to eat
Mmalade: and then we just hung out at Verde :-P
Mmalade: and talked about badminton, like the nerds that we are
Mmalade: :-D:-D:-D
j y a s d f: oh god...
j y a s d f: you dont even need a stanford shirt to be beaten up

j y a s d f: you can do it for fun
j y a s d f: coz lip trailing is fun
j y a s d f: i do it all the time
j y a s d f: one might even say "lip trail whore"
j y a s d f: haahah jk
j y a s d f: i dont even do it
j y a s d f: i cant do it very well
j y a s d f: i guess i'm just lip-trail-impotent
Mmalade: o_O
j y a s d f: in which case you were a lip-trail-virgin
j y a s d f: Ooo
j y a s d f: this is fun
Mmalade: -_-'''

Mmalade: BAD jon, BAD
j y a s d f: oh well
j y a s d f: i KNOW
j y a s d f: well i didnt compromise my morals tho
Mmalade: how so?
j y a s d f: well..
j y a s d f: ppl tried to kiss me
j y a s d f: but i didnt!
j y a s d f: ahhaah
Mmalade: uh...
Mmalade: ppl as in... girls?
j y a s d f: ther's a story behind it tho
Mmalade: hopefully?
j y a s d f: wel
j y a s d f: both
j y a s d f: haah
Mmalade: o_O
j y a s d f: hahaha
j y a s d f: coz you know..
j y a s d f: i'm appealing to both sexes

j y a s d f: i have a hangover
j y a s d f: but its' not relaly the typical hangover
j y a s d f: in the sense that i didnt really have a headache
Mmalade: ...
j y a s d f: but i call it a hangover
j y a s d f: u know why?
j y a s d f: coz i threw up like no tomorrow
Mmalade: -_-'''
j y a s d f: FOUR TIMES
j y a s d f: in the morning
j y a s d f: and once the night before
j y a s d f: so i'm never gonna get that drunk again

j y a s d f: lemme try to list htings
j y a s d f: @12 - wake up
j y a s d f: haha
j y a s d f: @1 - get outta bed
j y a s d f: @2 - eat brunch
j y a s d f: @3 - sit in front of the comp until my eyes pop out or my butt gets swollen
j y a s d f: which eveer one comes first
Mmalade: LOL
j y a s d f: so yes
j y a s d f: tehre's my well planned out day

These are taken from a survey posted on Jon's blogger.
Have you ever...
"Used someone? use and toss! use and TOSS! haha jk.."
"Considered being a hooker? whoa...if i get desperate enough..."
"Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? whoa...that's wut i go to movies for..."
"Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? definitely no...blood makes me scream like a girl..."
"Floss daily? if by daily u mean occasionally..."
"Habla espanol? hahahaha i know how to say 'i want to buy drugs from columbia'"
Favorite...
"Magazine: we dont order any magazines except for TIMES and vogue...which has interesting pictures of skinny girls in wierd dresses..."
What is...
"The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: wut about smae sex? hhahaah jk...JK...frickin a...i'm JK!! possibly eyes..."

j y a s d f: darn it..
j y a s d f: i dont make a good legolas!
j y a s d f: o well
j y a s d f: i can still try to spend time with my orly..
j y a s d f: orly=orlando bloom=legolas
j y a s d f: -_-||
j y a s d f: i'm frickin obsessed
j y a s d f: but omg..
j y a s d f: so is nancy!
j y a s d f: i have found a soulmate
j y a s d f: we were seriously like.."omg!!! u like orly too?!?!" *squeal*
Mmalade: o man...
Mmalade: that's freaky

O man, this is a quote from Jon's little note attached to his "Christmas present" to me. (which was, btw, a giant sausage):
"Mwuahahahahaha... I just KNOW you'll like this BIG, JUICY, TENDER piece of weiner. *wink*"

j y a s d f: i was aiming for fuck tho
Ahhh... I see your true goals now! ;-)

j y a s d f: ahhh
j y a s d f: sinwering was satisfying
Mmalade: "sinwering"???
j y a s d f: shower/singing
j y a s d f: lol
Mmalade: lol
Mmalade: interesting that it has "sin" in it... :-P
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: yes, coz that's wut i stand for!
j y a s d f: lol
Mmalade: hahaha...ha...ha.......ha...........
Mmalade: *backing away slowly*
j y a s d f: ha...ha..ha.hahahahhahahahhahah
j y a s d f: *approaches quickly*
Mmalade: *runs*
Mmalade: *crossing fingers*
Mmalade: *shouting* "BACK FOUL DEMON!!!" :-P
j y a s d f: lol

Mmalade: ...not that it was a competition or anything...
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: everything is a competition
Mmalade: LOL
j y a s d f: esp quotes
Mmalade: i know!
j y a s d f: wiht me and joyce..
Mmalade: :-P
j y a s d f: i can feel a shiver down my spine just by saying that name
j y a s d f: lol

j y a s d f: how's ur essay comin?
Mmalade: blah...
Mmalade: not even 1/3 done... :'(
j y a s d f: awwww.. :-\
Mmalade: I do too much quote hunting :-P
j y a s d f: quote hunting??
j y a s d f: u HUNT for quotes??!
Mmalade: yeah
Mmalade: I'm weird that way
Mmalade: I'll be typing
Mmalade: and then *ding*
Mmalade: the lightbulb comes on and I remember a quote from the book
Mmalade: and I spent a lot of time finding it
j y a s d f: o!
j y a s d f: i seee..
j y a s d f: i thouhgt u meant like...IM quotes..
Mmalade: o, lol
Mmalade: who needs to hunt for quotes when you're here? ;-):-P
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: i'm like a cow with beef growing constantly
j y a s d f: so i...have quotes growing constantly
Mmalade: uh... interesting... analogy
j y a s d f: lol

j y a s d f: thank god i'm still on top
Mmalade: if we keep talking like this for much longer,
Mmalade: Joyce won't stand a chance ;-)
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: i'm just too good
j y a s d f: o wait
j y a s d f: u'r just too good at leading me on!!!!!!
Mmalade: haha, I think not ;-)
j y a s d f: still denying it eh?
Mmalade: denying what?
j y a s d f: i see u've repressed it!!!!
Mmalade: I dont' know what you're talking about O:-)
Mmalade: :-D
Mmalade: I think YOU"RE denying it!
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: stoopid joyce...she's denying it!
j y a s d f: let's see...3 defensive mechanisms rite there
Mmalade: yes...
Mmalade: you have used reinforcement to encourage our use of defense mechanisms :-P
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: reward would be...quotage!
Mmalade: YES! :-P
Mmalade: so technically I am positively reinforcing your dirty thoughts...
Mmalade: interesting... :-P
j y a s d f: hrmmmm..
j y a s d f: see??
j y a s d f: who's fault is that??
j y a s d f: huh? huh?
Mmalade: lol
Mmalade: not my fault! O:-)
Mmalade: I didn't know until this chapter :-P
j y a s d f: lol
j y a s d f: rationalizing eh?
j y a s d f: tsk tsk tsk
Mmalade: LOL
Mmalade: dang it!
Mmalade: can't escape from psychology!
j y a s d f: i KNOW
j y a s d f: seriously
j y a s d f: once u get in..u cant get out..
j y a s d f: it's like ur quotes
Mmalade: lol
j y a s d f: u'r traped forever..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

j y a s d f: i love how our convos have such deep meanings..
j y a s d f: it's almost like and neglish book
Mmalade: of course! lol
Mmalade: that's pretty true, actually ;-)
j y a s d f: i KNOW..
j y a s d f: u can just read teh context..
j y a s d f: but u can also extract life-changing lessons from them
j y a s d f: lol
Mmalade: ...
Mmalade: I was thinking more along the lines of... "you have to have a dirty mind" :-P
j y a s d f: pshaw..
j y a s d f: well..
j y a s d f: even if they dont...they will have one after tehy read our quotes..
Mmalade: lol
Mmalade: true that
Mmalade: o wait
Mmalade: after they read YOUR quotes, right? ;-)
Mmalade: they aren't MY quotes :-P


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