Dunbar Quotes: :-P

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Talking to Justin Wong
"You brought in Better-Than-Sex cake, right? Well, I was just thinking... if someone had you as their boyfriend, they wouldn't have to make a very good cake."

"What this toy represents is toy manufacturing at its finest; it almost certainly won't work."

"We are electrical machines, like so many of the appliances we look down upon."

"So you go to RadioShack, which has seven items in its inventory and is most certainly a drug front..."

if you don't get this, try writing it out:
"So you just need the integral of E sub x... heh, heh, heh, heh... subliminal message."

talking about gravitational forces:
"There are forces of attraction between all of us here. In that sense, we are all attractive. But at the same time, we are not very attractive."

Mr. Dunbar said this on Fri, Dec. 20, the minimum day before Christmas Break.
"... when you attack these problems tonight... [pause] Oh. I know why you're laughing: it's a minimum day! Why wait until tonight? I konw at 12:30 you'll run home and pull out your physics books and say, 'Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T--S-G-O!!!'"

"Disco is what your parents were listening to. In fact, you might have been conceived to disco."

"We want the ideas to come out like vomit. Then we can sort through the good pieces."

"Every Monday we get the lawn mower... it would be a lot quieter if they used scissors."

"He's laughing at me like he does in my horrible nightmares. 'I'm in a band.' 'I'm a rockstar.' 'At brunch, I have twenty-seven girls around me!'"
haha, Mr. Dunbar poking fun at Mr. Deggeller. (spelling?)

"People used to climb on top of the library before all fun stopped at Gunn."

"You know that you can't get hit without hitting the other person back with an equal and opposite force. I was consoled by the fact that I hit him repeatedly in the fist with my forehead."

"I think that Mr. Dunlap is unaware of the conflict between us. In fact, I don't think he even knows I exist. I call him and when he picks up, I hang up. Sometimes I pour salt on his lawn..."

"Of course Mr. Dunlap was there -- that's why I was going to come and bring rotten fruit. He would have looked really good with an avocado on his head."

"Newton's 2nd law[, F=m*a,] is the sexiest equation we will have this year. Not only is it sexy because it's short, but because it has your 'ma' in it."

"It's like you go to the weight room and then give up when you see the weights. Then you end up looking like me."

"If you attack this problem like a brave hero..."

"We all know that Building For Excellence is a myth."

"If you've never trained a ball before, it takes a lot of patience and hard work."

"Once upon a time there was a biologist... I guess I could tell you her name -- Dr. Snapp. Well, this was before when she was the Snapp."

"30 meters -- plus the height of Dr. Snapp... so about 30 meters."

"You really don't know what planet Dr. Snapp is on."


For more Dunbar Quotes, see Josh Lin's section (dead link).

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