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King Beat Rythm Box
for a more better Windsor Noise . . .

Only known picture... of....

New, and much more download-able. . .

AND SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING.... ITS:

3 LOVE SONGS . . .and a TANGO (and a few other things)!!!

Featuring. . . New re-encoded .wma files with v8 codec for the Windows Media File encoder !!!!!

TANGO
*****A synthetic tango, with reggae influences*****

LOVE SONG #1

LOVE SONG #2

LOVE SONG #3

*****AMBIENT listening Pleasure*****

The Temple
***** Cosmic Temple gongs slowly toll for no particular reason*****

SPOOKY
***** Slow mystical noise that was made because it was possible to make it*****


REALLY BAD IDEAS in SONG PRODUCTION


COW
*****Guitar samples got lose in the studio... Bad things happened *****

CREATE
*****This one is even stupider, but sincve its here, might as well try it *****

now get lost. .


Jump to our older MIRROR page NOW! - songs in .mp3 format


Jump to our newer MIRROR page NOW!- same songs in .wma format


OH GAWD UNE AUTRE page,sur lycos en France.. stuffed with all these tunes in .wma format (ici le cheesy redirect)


Jump to WINDSORMUSIC for a Really freaking LONG KBRB tune!


.WMA = Microsloth windows media audio (AKA MP4)

Huge whomping songs become SO SMALL that they can STREAM
over lousy (the only kind we got) Internet connections!
And they give away the encoder...

While helping out the dudes at citywidevaecuum.port5.com
we finally figured it all out! STREAMING audio!, without
the ever-present demands from unreal audio to upgrade our
players every 3 months...

OK... JUST FIRE UP THE WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER and CLICK on 'EM !!!
YOU can also right-click SAVE and download them for your continued listening pleasure.
If you download them you can click on several at the same time and REALLY
get annoyed fast!

You will need AT LEAST WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER 6.4 to hear this,
But on the good news side of things, it will STREAM nicely over a 28.8 connection!
Really Nice sound quality for the compression level too!
I suggest sticking with Version 6.4 (pull down list) but get the V7
If you want All the beelz & whistles & M$ snooping your downloads

CONFUSED? Tell M$ you only have WIN95 .. It will suggest V6.4

MAC folk: See the links at the bottom for tips on WMA files and links to WMA players.

Wanna record this stuff to CD, or convert to .mp3 ? Maybe your burner software supports .wma files. . .
Otherwise VISIT
http://www.litexmedia.com, they supposedly have stuff that can xlate .wma into more conventional formats. M$ has a free kit to encode your sample files to .wma, but its a bit hard to find, and they move it every so often... so good hunting..


Neat new thing Web radio finder: (Might be down... patience..)

AudioFind:

AudioFind:

  

   


Another neat new thing:

You Thot NAPSTER was dead?
try
NFS (get the other little files you need to make it work too!)


SPECIAL PROJECTS SECTION

A primer on your PC soundcard and PC noise/music making.

PART 1

PART 2

Also: THE RECORDING FAQ page... TONZ of links to text and web files on
Home and PC recording, mastering, building effects and other kewl stuffolla

http://www.stack.nl/~erwint/RecordingFAQ.html


Bio and other lies. . . .

KBRB PRODUCTIONS was formed out of the ruins of 2 WINDSOR pc-based studio projects (D'PEROBOT & INFERNAL MACHINE - the WINDSOR version, not that novelty band that does disco parodies DAMMIT!] Since you have heard of neither of these... big deal: KBRB will re-master and re-release all their tunes eventually.

MANIFESTO:

1) Computer voices / Random Lyrics.

2) All beats must be translated through multiple digital storage formats b4 use. That way they sound so awful muddy that they s*ck big time! (whoops: might be time to change the manifesto!)

3) Harmony and narrative are but signs of our fall from grace --
buy your pathetic fantasy somewhere else Buffy!

4) Computer voices / Random Lyrics. We are serious!


Another Neat thing: Very small Win 95/98/etc MP# player

smp3pz.exe

Made by Marcus Barth, who makes the CDCOPY cd ripping & burning program. Freeware, 151k in self-extracting zip file. Just download and run to extract smp3p.exe which is the entire player. Very cute, works for our ancient pentium, ENJOY


LINKS to VISIT

 

TREVOR MALCOLM tried to BE MAYOR of WINDSOR ..and nobody took down this site

TREVOR MALCOLM tried to BE MAYOR of WINDSOR not taking this site down either!

The Mirror to this site: kingbeatrythmbox.port5.com
Older, better produced, and (euyuckk!) more popular tunes
in MP3 format!

The Mirror to this site: kingbeatrythmbox.tripod.com
Older, better produced, and (euyuckk!) more popular tunes
 but NOW in wma format!

LUXURY CHRIST! We wish we had so many members!

LUXURY CHRIST! A newer site - linx to reunion pix!- tunes in wma fmt

CITY WIDE VAECUUM They know how to do this electro-trance stuff!
YOU grab their tunes - entire sets in wma format!

CITY WIDE VAECUUM - Vanishing soon! Site #2 with the second set of live music soon to vanish or change address!

Faceless Corporation Records: Might have a compilation with us on it ..FAT CHANCE &-ndrew will blow the $$$ we raised on twinkies

Shit-Talker: One of the better Text-2-Speech thingies out there, free and legal.

BASS002: The neatest nastiest bassline thing FREE from Japan or somewhere.

O.R.I.'s Back to Basics Sampler! DAMN! this thing has versions for PC's AND MAC's ! Even w/o registering it, you just toss a pile of samples into the sub directory/folder where the demo samples are, and you got tons of cools sounds. For best performance on a Low-end machine, convert your samples down to some lousy small rate... Speeds up loading.

MAC WMA PLAYERS AND CODEC junk ( and misc. other junk)

Windows Media player for MAC get some of that fine M$ product.

A page discussing this stuff with linx

A place with a DiVX hack for the MAC M$Mplyr

A discussion of ALL Video & AUDIO CODECS !!! With LINKS to test & get em!!

Search for stuff about MAC wma players and whatever else

A nice file locator

Another file search Note the custom [script] for variables


Contact Information (we check our mail once every 2 months)

(Windsor btw means Windsor ON., CANADA, near DETROIT Mi. USA)

E-mail address
talk2me@kingbeatrythmbox.port5.com

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All songs and content (c) KBRB 2000- 2002. Free for personal & small nprft use.
Club use: contact me and send me a T-shirt.
Last revised: April 27, 2002. We dont have time to Fart around making web pages. It loads Nyeh?

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