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In this new addition to the site, I am going to attempt to give grades to my acquaintances' online diaries and personal websites. Why? Why not? The grade will be completely subjective, mostly based on how much content is added per week, the quality of the content, etc. However there are a few rules:
Use of the words "goo" or "guh": -3 points each.
References to Emo bands or singers: -3 points per entry containing said reference.
References to marijuana: -3 points for every reference over 5.
Other points docked at my discretion.
12/10-12/17
Pretty slow week over at "who's cooler than gandalf's" journal. Only 3 entries in 7 days. I think she wrote more than that a few weeks ago when she "retired" her journal. We did learn some interesting things about Brynne this week in her sparse updates. Among other things, we found out that Brynne went through a Magic: The Gathering phase. I mean, so did I, but everyone knows I'M a nerd. We also got another quality rant on decriminalizing marijuana, our stupid country, and our stupid president. Overall, just not enough content to please me. Other considerations:
Pot references: 5 (-0 points)
"Goooo" count: 3 (-9 points)
Discusses her PMS: (-1 point)
Girls cussing a lot: (+2 points)
Final Grade: C
Honestly, there wasn't a lot of content this week, but Pablo saved himself. First he linked to this very page, and then he asked me to collaborate on a feature he was doing for his site. Lots of me = good grade.
Final Grade: A-
Other considerations: Pretty steady stream of updates from Elise this week. Most of it was about babysitting, but I'll take what I can get. This week we also got to hear about Elise's terrible grades ("somehow, i got a b-??? is that even possible?") and an entertaining story about the cops busting into her friend's house based on a report of "self-mutilation." Extra points to Elise for linking to my site. Quote of the week: "scott and i got high in the bathroom last night, and my babysitting skills improved greatly." Other considerations:
Pot references: 7(-6points)
"Goo" Count: 1(-3 point)
Linking to my site: (+3 points)
Final Grade: A-
Sam has not updated since October 17th. He hasn't even maintained his "constantly updated" Top 10 Movies of the Year. Total graveyard.
Final Grade: F
Christine tried hard this week, with a quality story about roaches and titling one of her entries, "bitch motherfucker goddamit i love me some verde but not as much as i love fucking my boyfriend", but two entries in a week just isn't going to cut it. And Lauren, you had plenty of time to update during the multiple occasions Ryan was passed out over the last week. I'm being nice and giving you a...
Final Grade: C
