suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a
sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six
sacks bulging at the seams.
here?" he asked.
the driver replied.
out," the guard instructed. "I want to check them."
Obliging, the man
removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but
dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go.
A week later the
man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck.
the bags this time?" he asked.
dirt." said the man.
him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but
The same thing
happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to
the guard that he quit and became a bartender. Then one night, the
suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. Hurrying over to
him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house
tonight if you'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling
all that time."
the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars."