我還不認識她呢

  一對夫婦在公園裡散步,發現一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上,動情地接吻。

  「你為什麼不那麼做呢?」妻子說。

  「親愛的,」丈夫回答說,「我還不認識那個女子呢!」

I Don't Know Her

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"