有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。

　　「新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店裡累了一天，回到家裡，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。」

　　「我不知道你有什麼可抱怨的，」顧問說，「你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。」

The Same Service

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."

"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."