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三个外科医生

 

  三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。「一个人断了一只手,他来找我,」一个说,「如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。」

  「这算不了什么,」另一个说。「一个家伙两条腿断了,他来找我,我将它们接了回去。如今,那人是马拉松选手。」

  「我比你们两个都强,」第三个说,「一天,我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股,和一幅眼睛,什么都没有留下。如今,那人坐在美国参议院里。」

 

Three Surgeons

 

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."