surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had
his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert
nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut
off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top
both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a
terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a
pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."