热与冷 　　蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。「这太可恶了，」他抱怨道，「标着C的龙头流出的是开水。」 　　「可是，先生，C代表Chaude－法语里代表『热』。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。」 　　「等等，」那位顾客咆哮一声，「另外一个龙头同样标的是C。」 　　「当然，」经理说道：「它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。」

Chaude and Cold A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal." "Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C." "Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."