A patron in
Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This
is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me
Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you
live in Montreal."
minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all,
Montreal is a bilingual city."