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老夫妻吵架

  一對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵,一直鬧到地方法官那裡。敗訴的一方以一種臨戰的姿態衝著對方嚷道:「我要到巡迴法庭去告你。」

  「願意奉陪。」另一個說。

  「我要到最高法院去告你。」

  「我也陪你。」

  「我還要到地獄去告你。」

  「我的代理人會奉陪的。」對方平靜的說。

An Old Couple's Quarrel

A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."

"I'm willing," said the other.

"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."

"I'll be there."

"And I'll law the hell!"

"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.