In the veterinary
office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for
vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot,
and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten
anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're
here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in
because of our reminder.
did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was
delivering your card."