You know where
you Are.
22-8-03
It is eleven oh four on Friday night. I am not
really tired, and, what’s more, I think that I should put my website back up. I
haven’t updated for- ages. Ages and ages and ages.
This evening was Youth Music. It was quite fun.
I think that Sinfonia and Orchestra are the hardest things I do all week.
School certainly doesn’t challenge me as much, and neither do either brass band
or concert band. Although concert band is good for intonation. My E’s just will
not come out right. They are almost a semi-tone flat, which is quite bad.
After school I went with Bronwyn and Matthew to
New World. Bronwyn was talking about how the band was a combination of several
different people who had several different modes. I thought that the modes
thing was quite obvious, really. I noticed it in primary school. One of my
friends was perfectly nice to me all of the time when there was no one else
around, and perfectly mean when there were. I suppose that that is a main qualm
I have about myself: inconsistencies that will one day end up clashing, or
revealing what a turncoat person I really am. Because, when it comes down to
it, I am a loyal friend to people I like. But people do not usually know
whether I like them or not, so as far as everyone is concerned, I could be
complaining about them behind their backs.
That is all for now. I am tired.
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD- Louis Armstrong
(George
Weiss / Bob Thiele)
I see
trees of green, red roses too
I see
them bloom for me and you
And I
think to myself, what a wonderful world
I see
skies of blue and clouds of white
The
bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I
think to myself, what a wonderful world
The
colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also
on the faces of people going by
I see
friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?"
They're
really saying "I love you"
I hear
babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll
learn much more than I'll ever know
And I
think to myself, what a wonderful world
Yes, I
think to myself, what a wonderful world
Oh yeah
If you were born in January, February, or March,
you can be classified as ‘ Type 1’. (it is late, I cannot be creative at the
moment). If you are April, May, or June, you are ‘Type 2’. July, August,
September; ‘ Type 3’. Everyone else is classified as ‘Type 4’
Type 1
This year, you will find something important you
thought you lost. Really, it was never lost. Remember that.
You will venture out into the big wide world, and
meet someone new, who you believe could be your soul mate. You believe wrongly.
This person will leech your emotional strength, and use you to their advantage.
Be wary; the all-knowing psychic is never wrong. Just you wait and see…
Your lucky colour is lime green. You should
paint your room in this colour, and buy some clothes. Also, there is a can of
Lux body-spray in lime green. If you wear it, evil spirits will stay away from
you this year.
Your lucky number is Four. There is no reason
for this, but believe me, its true. If you find yourself with any Three’s or
Fives, you should run away.
Avoid people who hum under their breath, mutter,
speak a foreign language, or wear purple, this year.
Type 2
This year, you will lose something of great
personal value. You should take this as a lesson; although it is gone, life
goes on. So you can clean your garage, empty the wardrobe, and have a great big
garage sale. You will feel spiritually fulfilled after doing this.
You are the kind of person that suffers greatly
all the time, but puts up with the pain. This year, you should remember that
you always hurt more than everyone else. This year, you should meet someone
new, and leech off their vibrancy. In this way, you can share their pain, and
they can share your pain. This way, you will become lifelong partners.
Your Lucky colour is Purple. You should fill
your house with violets, and buy a Toilet Duck Refill in the Lavender range.
Also, wear Lux Body Spray, of the name ‘relax’. This will ward off evil
spirits. Use herbal toothpaste this month. Do not eat fast food, either.
Your lucky number is 5. Surround your life with
fives.
Avoid people who smile. They do not really like
you. Believe me, I know. And avoid places with orange walls. I sense great
disasters happening in orange-walled rooms for you, Type 2.
Type 3
This year you will benefit from the charity of someone else. Take all
windfalls, as a higher being dropped them for you to find. If you pass them up,
more fool you. Also, you should be out of your house doing exercise every night
at 5 o clock. Otherwise, a dreadful calamity will befall you.
Be on the lookout for people ignoring you this year.
If they ignore you, they are really focusing on you hard. Remember this, and
ignore them back.
Your lucky colour is pink. Surround yourself
with pink. Buy bottles of red food-dye, and put a few drops in everything you
eat, to prevent ill-spirits visiting you. But Lux Embrace in your bathtub,
along with red food-dye, and you will be safe all month. Do not eat anything
green. Green is the colour you must avoid at all costs.
Your lucky number is 3.
This month will be a good month for you, Type3.
Type 4.
You will lose everything this year Leave nothing
unguarded, because thieves will steal it all remorselessly.
You should stay inside this month. No good will
come of any adventures. Change all your locks, install a burglar alarm, and
padlock all your doors. Collect all your belongings, and but then in one room,
and guard them with your grandfathers rifle and bone-handled hunting knife.
Your lucky colour is whatever colour your
bedspread is. You should also paint yourself so that if you lie still enough,
you will be camouflaged.
Your lucky number is one. Never be in a room
with any more than one person in it (including yourself.).
This is a bad year. .
This is a bad year. You will not die, but you
will wish you were when you find yourself naked and without possessions in
Zimbabwe. Don’t say it could never happen. It will. I have seen it.
