3/3/3 My baby is so lucky! Today she called in to Q94 and won tix to a movie. Later in the day she called into Power 92.1 and won a Lil' Kim c.d. We think it might have something to do with the date. 3/3/3 First off, R.I.P. Mr. Rogers. We haven't seen something anything on television as nice for children as your show in awhile. And I just found out that you did the voices for all the weird puppets, but regardless it was a great show. Ummm, my weekend. Ate a bunch of food. Worked on my lesson plan. Saw my dad for his birthday and got my printer/scanner back. I know none of this is interesting, but listen to this, so I'm looking through an issue of People Magazine(one I picked up at work), and I see this ad.Excuse me, what's going on here? Why was I not warned that robots were being marketed. I don't trust them at all, sounds like a perfect way for the japanese to invade again. I mean, isn't that picture trying to make it look like it should be a part of the family, right above the dog and the daughter. And seriously speaking they could totally arm those things. Here's honda's websiteI suggest you take a look at what these things can do. They can play soccer, though they can't play goal very well. Here's what I think that robot in the ad is thinking, also what the rest of the family is thinking. Next I find this ad. Alright, you're probably wondering what's so wrong here. Well, Hey Times, very bad people hiding very bad things on children is the oldest trick in the book. Is he hurting the child?, is he even searching him? No, he's waving a wand at the child, big fucking deal. Hmmm, maybe it's because the child is blonde-haired and blue-eyed. What does it take to wave a wand at a child, this. Or maybe this is the real problem, that dark-skinned security man is too close to that boy. Yes Evan you have gone a little crazy about these two ads, much like Dave's reaction to the J-Lo ad. How can her ass be so big?

2/25/02 Okay, so I added this nifty little frame. Sucks 'cus I used another page, it's actually a fake frame. That's why the ad comes up. Maybe one day I will figure out real frames. Also the links in this frame work but the page ends up within this frame. So I'd probably click on the links below. Yes, the clock that follows the mouse around is ridiculous. I know this much. But HAH, I can do it. Umm my day, good and bad. At work I found one Vibe magazine with Mariah Carey on cover. One PC World. One Map of Richmond minus One cover. And One Map of Virginia minus one cover. Not bad. I didn't go to Art Ed because I was so tired, but my sleep apnia kept me from falling asleep anyways. And Lauren brought a pizza over for dinner. That's about it.

2/25/02 Okay I'm gonna go to bed, but I made a fractal page. FRACTALS

2/24/02 Hi, I've been working on the page a lot tonight instead of doing my homework. Most of it is not going to show up tonight. But I think I have enough new stuff to post the re-opening. I know I said I'd wait 'til I got dreamweaver, but it's almost here. Well here's my spiel on VCU. It's probably not nearly done, but so far I think it's funny. Oh, Lauren
is working on her's again too, she has somre really funny and cute stuff about her apatment and Halloween. Oh I also have a little section about my job.

2/23/03 Hello again folks. Jonathan told me today that I shouldn't talk about my life on my web page. That "People will hate you." I don't want to seem arrogant because I did say that he is the reason I have a renewed interest in this site, but the man has told me on several occasions that making webpages is for fools. It seems as if he is the fool. And I do hope to find a rebuttal on his page. What else. Las night Lauren, my parents, and I went to The Crazy Greek, wonderful Greek restaurant near Willow Lawn and then saw the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Incredible movie, simple yet well-written. The window in Ben's car got knocked out, Norfolk and Richmond are fighting to be the most ghetto places in Virginia. Tod has been getting in verbal fights with Hal-el, the jewish organization at VCU. They are bringing in a racist speaker and Tod and his hooligans at Free Palestine Now are going to protest the speaker by bringing in signs, which only means that a fight is going to break out. I told Todd to bring my Stilleto and for a second he was going to. Anyways, the speaker is going to be at the VCU Student Commons tomorrow night. Even if you aren't interested in the conflict in the Holy Land, this is going to be a sweet wuss fight. Sorry that I am being verbose tonight, this journal is my only solace. By the way, Why the hell am I speaking like this, "Verbose, rebuttall, hooligan?" I think maybe it's because I saw X-Men tonight on Fox with the two distinguished British actors, Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McCellan. Finally together, and in the award-winning film: X-Men the motion picture. By the way that movie can lick my butt, it was more like Wolverine and some of his friends. Now if you want to make a movie about Wolverine, the Weapon X story is awesome, but call it X-Men and then completely focus on Wolverine? Well I could keep going on and on, but I have to go to bed folks, I have work tommorrow.

2/22/03 Okay, I have added a trippy picture of myself as you can see below. I have also added an ode to Lauren which is also below. It's kind of gushy, so if you're not Lauren you'll probably not like it. Ummm, let's see. I got a virus today, but i fixed it I hope. I've been reading up on my celtic mythology for my teaching lesson. I missed work today, whoops. That's about it, I'm gonna see Lauren at 4:30. Okay, expect updates, just kidding no one knows about my renewed interest in this website. But as soon as I can get dreamweaver and make major changes I'll be sure to post the grand re-opening.

2/20/03 Hey, I think I might be back in business with the whole web page thing. Jonathan has a new webpage so which gets me excited again, and he swears by dreamweaver, so I'm currently trying to acquire that program. Sounds like Dreamweaver will help make site building easier and more productive. So anyways, everyone's wondering, what's going on in Evan's life these days. Ummm, I'm still very much in love with Lauren. We had a great Valentine's day. Limani is an excellent restaraunt(sp?). I have a new job, I work at the recycling plant. last time I checked Sasparilla7 had a good quote of mine about my job. That would be Carly Mohler, I think I spelled her screenname right, she's not on right now. My new screename these days is grimlock4445. Grimlock was the leader of the Dinobots on the incredible television show Transformers. Optimus Prime, R.I.P, will always be my favorite transformer, but Grimlock is definitely second. I don't want to seem to verbose, and i have a lot of other things to do, so I will just tell you this: A) no one is reading this right now for everyone thinks my page is dead and b)there will be a grand re-opening at a as of yet undisclosed time.

10/23/02 Yeah this whole webpage thing is getting kind of boring. I never stick with stuff. So no promises on updates. So what's been going on in my life lately. I just beat The Legend of Zelda. That's right in the land of Hyrule I am a god. There's a sniper on the loose. Last weekend I went to Fredericksburg with Lauren and we saw the Michael's where someone got shot. We couldn't go to the Pumpkin Patch because Rosa wouldn't let Fredy and Vanessa go, because she was afraid of the sniper. The Weekend before that we went to see Ben in Norfolk for his birthday. Good Times. Okay that's about it.

10/7/02 Okay, haven't updated in awhile. Had an awesome weekend. But before I get into the weekend I'd like to mention that I missed Haymaker. Bands that I would like to see that were there: Leftover Salmon, Jazz Mandolin Project, Dr. Didg, Robert Randolph, Del McCoury, Bruce Hornsby. Three of Five of my favorite bands that I would like to see that were there: Hackensaw Boys, Keller Williams, and two nights of the Disco Biscuits on the nature stage Headlining the tour. It turned out that the Nature stage was just a stage next to the woods, not the two mile trail into the heart of the woods that would involve hanging out with deers, squirrels and bears that dance with you that I imagined. But regardless this would have been the second biggest event of the year next to what I did go to, Jonathan's wedding. I was the best man which was real fun. Jonathan smelled like stain from the deck that he had been working on that morning, but he still didn't lose any nerve. I don't know how he got so lucky, but Lauren is a sweet girl. It was really fun seeing them together on their wedding, plus I got to feel important being in the wedding party. My toast got a lot a laughs too, which was cool. Afterwards we had a great time at Kyle's house, we all got it krunk. Kyle Rose almost fell on Lauren and I had to lunge at him to get him on his feet. Dan and I were doing some fucking hilarious dances. I ended up rolling around on the ground trying to get Kyle to follow suit. There was more crazy shit that happened but you had to be there. I guess the best part was that I got to party with people I don't get to see all the time. This is going back in time, but the rehearsal was funny too. Ben and I showed up for dinner but missed the actual rehearsal. The food was awesome, hard shell pasta. Lobster Chowder. Brownie A la mode. And afterwards we went to Jonathan's and helped him stain his deck. The day after the wedding was fun too, Lauren drove Ben back to Norfolk. Ben gave me an early birthday present, the stiletto I have been asking for forever. No, a stilleto is not a shoe. It's a springloaded beatdown weapon. Kind of like a swith blade, but a huge metal bar comes out instead. Lauren and I got Ben's present yesterday, which is also sweet. But that's a secret. Ummm, that's all I have to say for now, I've been beating the shit out of stuff with my stiletto today, Dan came over, that's about it.

10/3/02 Today, because I wasn't feeling good, Lauren brought me some candy and the new Disco biscuits Cd, Senor Boombox. She's the best girlfriend in the whole wide world. I returned the favor that night by trying to buy her some candy and missing when I was supposed to meet her after class. I'm not the best boyfriend in the world. Okay, so people have been talking like Evan's such a douche sandwich for taking off his thing about killing innocent people. Well just to prove that I'm not a douche sandwich I made an animation about what I do to people that try to mess. Here you go.

10/3/02 Last night I made fried chicken, right. I usually make fried chicken with a special mix, but this lady I worked with that had a mullet told me that she makes it with just flour salt and pepper. I trust the cooking of people with mullets, they make homestyle meals. So, I couldn't find any Zatarains at the Super Wal-Mart so i went for her recipe. Too bad my apartment doesn't have any pepper, and too bad not even pepper could have saved this chicken. It was awful and it made me throw up. By the way dan, our old website is gone. I hate to break it to you. I think you'll notice the outer space background as a nostalgic reminder to the once great page.

9/30/02 So I mentioned last night that I was working on my sculpture assignment. Well I'm sure everyone wants to hear what people thought. Here's a summary of what the three people that commented on it said: Sakamora(My japanese Teacher)"It totally sucks, Evanson." Stupid Indie girl with little boy haircut, "It's as bad as the beatings my father gives me." Bull Dyke with ugly tatoos,"It sucks almost as bad as I do." So I calmy bided my time, and said things like, "Hmm interesting interpretation." As soon as everyone was done I calmly snapped the indie girls neck and petted her head as she went to sleep forever. The Dyke threw a punch that would certainly have killed me had I not dodged it. She didn't expect my shadow boxing technique, nor would anyone realize I was a master in the art of Ramen, and that I had a black belt in Street Fighter 2. I threw a hurricane kick that would take out this large lady. Sakamora then whipped out his samurai sword and challenged me Samurai to Ninja. "Ah, yes Shogun Sakamora I accept your challenge, but what you fail to realize is that I have already poisoned your wonton earlier." This was of course a lie, but by the time he realized that he doesn't even eat wonton because it is chinese I dragonpunched his face off. I offered him seppeku and as a true honorable samurai he took his own life. I then gave the class a lesson in aesthetics by pooping in my own hand and telling them that is what there art looks like, and then I left. Oh on a different note, I totally forgot that Lauren's page is up. It's totally awesome and cute. By the way she said she liked my art and it looked something like what. Tool would make, that's why she gets kisses not kicks to the face.

9/29/02 Last night was the Lake Trout show. Very stellar band. The new stuff is hard to get used to real dark, not as much drum n bass, but it's good. Ummm, today totally sucked, as does every day after adderal. Four hours of sleep>>Homework all day long>>fights with my baby. Lauren and I fighting. I did finish my sculpture project though, couldn't figure out how to secure the newspaper to the wiremesh mask, thrifty Evan went out and bought bubblegum. Delicious as well as successful. I actually made this project look stylistic too. Something I've never been into. Speaking of art I'd like to put some of my stuff up, look for it in the future. Oh, by the way I saw Kenny G's new album "Sax Therapy" as my banner.

9/26/02 I have a guestbook up, but you might want to wait 'till there is something to talk about on my site, it's kind of dinky right now.

9/26/02 Hello again, I guess I am going to do some sort of journal here. Dave lusted after my site, so Justin has revamped the RFHC Experience on an Angelfire site. I'll give everyone a quote from Ben about their site, "It's nonsense, it's funny though. For everyone that knows the retards." They have promoted me to manager. I don't know what to think about that. A little afraid. I'll keep everyone posted on what's going on behind the scenes. I have heard them taping some new stuff, very exciting. What else, I saw Doctor Phil on my banner. I DO NOT PROMOTE ANYTHING ON MY BANNER. and angelfire is totally gay, but it's nostalgic. I'll assume that because you are on my site you want to hear about my life, or at least I'll make that lie to myself. So expect to see more about Evan and Lauren's adventures at VCU. I think it will be interesting if she gets a site and you hear the two sides of the story. And yes there will be more flash animation to come.

9/24/02 Hello kids. I'm practicing some flash out so I decided to make my own page. Lauren's page will come up soon too. I'm trying to figure out how to put the flash on the actual page. So dont' feel ripped off, im working on it.

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Jonathan's Website- A crazy, crazy place.
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