I just heard Kay—she said that she thinks Charity's an alien! Simone tried covering for her by saying that Kay meant "space cadet," but I'm smarter than that. I know this is just another one of her tricks. She says Charity's an alien that flies...well I say that Kay's a psycho, who lies.

Later...

Oh my god! I can't believe this. Charity had these, these...premonitions or whatever (she's been having them lately. Weird!) about how everyone on the boat is doomed. And guess what! A bucket of fish guys went splat onto her head! And later, the bus started rocking, and rocking, and Dad told me that it is sinking! Kay tried to comfort me, but I am scared nonetheless. Is Charity psychic?

Even Later...

I think I know who spilled the fish guts on Charity. I bet it was Kay! I wouldn't be surprised. When I find the proof, I will expose that shrew for the witch that she is!

August, 2000
"Monty Python"

This is so weird! I am eating at McDonalds tonight, and I just got a call from Simone. She sounded very frightened, and I wasn't sure if I should have trusted what she had to say. But she sounded so serious! She said that some dangerous snakes were attacking Kay and Miguel! I also heard that Theresa got in a motor accident. I hope she is alright. I mean, I don't know her all that well, but she is Miguel's sister, and my friend. I hear it hit her pretty hard, and she is in a coma. I would have been so scared if that happened to me, I wouldn't know what to do! I can tell that this is going to be one of those nights...