I shot JL.........�6.99
Yup. It was me all along. I just let Chapman take the credit. Suckers.

I bought Saddam's pants on ebay........�6.99
Even dictators aren't above buying their cacks from Primark.

Big Momma's Brothel........�6.99
Big Momma offers great rates and hey you get a free mug.

PRICK........�6.99
So you drew the twat in your office for Secret Santa, it doesn't have to be wasted. Now you can inform everyone that he is a prick. Word.

CUNT........�6.99
For that special kind of boss.