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Wood Chucks and Chuck Norris are the same thing as W.O.H.
Hello, Bill Kingeter speaking. And im here to tell you about me and skylers band "Wood chucks and Chuck norris" Our band plays for free on friday nights at wal mart from 7:00 pm to 11:oo pm. Our band has four members and plays songs like "Im not gay' like my brother" and hit wonder "Evil robots". you may have heard the song "ode to blacks" and "masturbation in my stomach". so next time your bored on friday night come to walmart where you'll be rockin your socks off. This friday Tenacious D will be guest starring at the left door at wal-mart. |
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History
The band has a wierd twist to its history. Chuck Norris and the woodchucks is a great band and you should listen to them every day. In fact Whores of harlem never even used to be a band. Instead it was two loser, drug abusers tept to get chicks, men, and money. but these two losers grew up into big losers and are now doing more drugs than ever before. they are also getting no pussy or men, or money for that matter. Soon after Bill and skyler made the band they got Amy PutNUM to join. She is the Pycodelic drummer in the band. And just recently Vito graced the band with his guitar expertise. The small band has blossomed into a hardcore rock band that will rock you fucking socks off. |
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NEW DEBUT ALBUM!!!
The Whores of Harlem have exciting news. The woodchucks and chuck norris have just released their debut album called "Eat Shit and Die". The Cd includes hits such as "Your mom is my whore", "eat Shit and Die", "Drive by Niggas" and many many more. The Masterminds behind Woodchucks and chuck Norris have done it again. You can pick the album up at Troy High School. The cost is a low low price of 5 dollars. |