Cheap pants from central lane $30

Povvo platform shoes $20

Being a  bulimic circus midget that resembles John Howard crossed with a tree-stump.. PRICELESS

Dildo $60

Nose Job $6,000

Turning into Queen Slut after a Ricky Lake styles make-over and sucking every dick that goes by.. PRICELESS

30 Kilos shitty eyeliner $30

Outfit which wont be washed until it is worn at least 40 times then thrown out $55

Caught by your mother up a tree getting fingered by a Laverton yobbo.. PRICELESS