Smoker:
The pirate crew inside's got to go!

Tashigi:
Right on it, sir.

Smoker:
Sure you are.
Look.
Don't screw up.

(Back inside Party's.)

Nami:
Zoro will astound with daring feats of swordmanship by cutting through steel in one strike -

(Zoro attempts it.  He fails miserably).

But not today.

Usopp:
Monkey D. Luffy will model the latest straw hats from Fuschia Village while stretching his limbs into impossible poses!

Chopper:
And Usopp will recount his exploits as valiant warrior of the sea - including the tale of his successful defeat of two agents of  Baroque Works, whereupon he screamed in the middle of the desert after his victory -

All:
Straw Hat Crew! - Pirate King! - One Piece!

Tashigi:
STOP!
Excuse me but you're all in the wrong.
I've got my orders, you better come along!

Zoro:
You keep trying - I'm not lying
This sword's mine. You can't have it!

Tashigi:
Shut up, pirate!
Time's a flyin!
I want that sword.
It's gonna be mine!

Zoro:
I have warned you.

Tashigi:
I've got back up too!

Zoro:
I've warned you.

Tashigi:
Back-up.

Others:
Wine and beer!

Tashigi:
You'll get no break.

(She pushes her glasses on her forehead. Zoro is confronted with the vision of his long dead friend.)

Zoro:
You!?

Tashigi (confused):
Who? Me?

Zoro:
Tashigi…

(A/N: This and One Piece/Christmas Bells were the hardest to convert, simply because of length. This by far was the most fun because this is one of my favorite songs in RENT but also because the theme of the original song really fits the whole theme of One Piece. I like it so much that I sometimes sing the new words when I listen to the CD. Yes, I'm a dork.

Say La Vie Pirate like it's French or like you're "not Sanji." ^_^

The verse that begins with "integrity" was the hardest one to do. If you find the original words, you'll quickly see why. I did my best for the flow. It works when I sing it at least.)