(The Going Merry Go is docked in the Loguetown port.  The musical begins in the kitchen/all purpose room of the ship, which has been converted into the loft format of Mark and Roger's apartment, for the sake of parody.  Zoro is training. A large piece of steel sits in front of him. Sanji is cooking.)

Act I:

Sanji:
We begin on the night before the anniversary of Gold Roger's execution with me, Sanji, and my crewmate, Zoro. 

Training #1 (was Tune up #1)

Sanji:
Execution Eve, 9 p.m., Grandline Standard Time, from here on in, I cook without a script.  See if anything comes of it. (tastes sauce.) This is some good shit. (Zoro takes a deep breath and swipes at the block of steel.  The sword bounces back and almost hits him in the face.) Look at Zoro, trying to cut some steel - he's been trying for half a year -

Zoro:
This sword won't cut.

Sanji:
So we hear.  He's just coming back from exhaustive injuries...

Zoro:
Are you talking to me?

Sanji:
Not at all.  Are you ready? (begins whisking) Gotta get our dinner ready. So whatcha doing, Zoro?

Zoro:
I'm training to become -

(The phone rings.)

Sanji:
The phone rings.  We screen. Tune in to the answering machine.

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