10. A Lie For You (was Today 4 U)

Sanji:
Enter Monkey D. Luffy, Gomu human, pirate captain, and the guy who swears he's going to be the next pirate king.

Sanji:
Marlboro and Camel

Luffy:
Banana by the bunch
A plate of roasted meat will be so good!

Sanji:
And Nami nude!
(sees Zoro.)
Look, I found Luffy!

Zoro:
Oh hi.

Luffy:
Oh hi for your captain?

Zoro:
Whatever.

Sanji:
This boy could use some Stoli (hands a bottle of cheap vodka to Zoro)

All (singing):
Oh moonlit night…

Zoro:
You're drunk already?

Luffy:
I ran from the bar after
eating absolutely everything
and called you from the payphone
then fell asleep on the street.
Still haven't cut through steel?

Zoro (getting angry):
I wouldn't mention that if I were you…

Luffy:
Well, tonight's the night.
We got to go see Nami's show.

But first…

Gentleman, our new sniper on Execution Eve
Whose shooting skill is not his only talent
I believe.
Two new members of the Straw Hat Pirate Crew
Captain Usopp and Chopper, too!

(harp music.  Usopp and Chopper come in dancing like ballerinas)

Usopp:
A lie for you!  A lie for me!

Luffy:
And you should see what they can do!

Zoro (unimpressed):
You found them on the street?

Usopp:
It was my lucky day today on Drum Rocky Way
When a lady in a sleigh, she drove my way.
She said, "Darling, be a dear - can't find my reindeer.
I need your help to make my stupid son reappear."

"This blue nosed reindeer just won't give up.
I believe if you lie non-stop that pup will
Quit working for those awful Marines.
I'm certain those jerks will work my son to death!'

A lie for you - a lie for me!
A lie for you - a lie for me!

We agreed on a fee - thousand berii guarantee
(then she saved me from one really crazy bunny.)
I told him that life as a Marine is hell
And that doctoring for pirates is way more swell!

After an hour of lying in all my glory
The reindeer fell for every single story

Chopper:
So I packed up my stuff and gave my boss the bad news
And left with this liar to join a pirate crew!

Usopp:
Then back to the street where we met Luffy
Where he was moaning and groaning
On the cold concrete.
If I could find his hat and get him back on his feet,
He said that I was welcome to captain his fleet!

Luffy:
No I didn't!

Usopp:
Sing it
A lie for you - a lie for me!
A lie for you - a lie for me!
A lie for you - a lie for me!
A lie for you - a lie for me!

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