13.  Kanazuchi (was Life Support)

(Here's where I put random Devil Fruit people in a room and don't expect them to fight.)

Buggy:
Buggy.

Mr. 5:
Mr. 5.

Walpol:
Walpol.

Chopper:
Hi, I'm Chopper.

Luffy:
Luffy - Monkey D.

Miss Goldenweek (nibbling on senbei, she swallows before beginning):
Miss Goldenweek.  Let's begin.

All:
There's only us.
There's only this.

Sanji:
Sorry…excuse me…oops.

Miss Goldenweek:
And you are?

Sanji (flustered):
Oh, I'm not -
I'm just here to -
I didn't eat -
I'm here with -
Um - Prince!
Prince! I'm Mr. Prince.
Well - this is quite an operation.

Miss Goldenweek:
Sit down Mr. Prince.
We'll continue the affirmation.

All:
Forget regret or One Piece's yours to miss.

Buggy:
Excuse me, Miss Goldenweek, I'm having a problem with this -
This credo.
My treasure is low -
I regret that news, okay?

Miss Goldenweek:
Alright.
But Buggy, how do you feel today?

Buggy:
What do you mean?

Miss Goldenweek:
How do you feel today?

Buggy (grudgingly):
Okay.

Miss Goldenweek:
Is that all?

Buggy:
Best I've felt all year.

Miss Goldenweek:
Then why choose fear?

Buggy:
I ate a Devil Fruit and I'm a pirate.
Fear's my life.

Look I find some of what you teach suspect
I'm used to relying on violence
and it's hard to open up to what I don't know.

But reason says I should have drowned
Three times before…

Chopper:
Amen.

All:
No other road.
No other way.
We sail the Grandline…

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