17. On the Docks…(On the Street)

(On the docks.  Drunk pirates are being rowdy.  A few Marines have come to check out the situation.)
Loud Drunk Pirate:
Gotta find that One Piece
Gotta find that One Piece
Gotta find that One Piece

Pirate Man:
Pirate living, man.

Loud Drunk Pirate:
Piss off, Marines.

(At this provocation, the Marines start kicking the crap out of him.)

Luffy:
Smile for the camera, Marine!

(Luffy joins in, kicking the crud out of the Marines, and saving the drunk pirate from his beating.)

Loud Drunk Pirate:
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I don't need no goddam help.
From some bleeding heart brat.
My fights aren't for you to
Stick your nose in on!

Usopp:
Easy, mister, easy.
He was just trying to -

Loud Drunk Pirate:
Trying to take my glory!
It's not that kind of world, asshole.
(dusts himself off and turns to his friends)
Get this - this dock is full of motherfucking bastards.
Hey, bastard, you wanna fight?
Bring it on.

(Luffy and Co. easily defeat the pirates.  There are now two piles of broken bodies; one of pirates and one of Marines.)

Luffy:
That was fun!

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