19. I'll Cover/Captain/Doctor You (was I'll Cover You)

(Note: I'm extremely proud of this one.  I managed to turn a testament of love between a crossdresser and an anarchist into a song about snipers.  Thank goodness brother and lover sound similar!

Sanji:
I'll meet you at the show.
I'll try and convince Zoro to go.

(Sanji exits.)

Luffy:
Live on my boat
I'll be your captain
Just pay me back with
One thousand stories
Be my sniper -

Usopp:
And I'll cover you.
Throw down your gangplank
I'll be your first mate
Don't got much baggage

To lay at your feet.
But kaboshi I've got to spare
I'll be there - I'll cover you.

Both:
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy blood
Now I know you can rent it
A friend you are, my bud,
One life, one pirate life!

Chopper:
Just let me on
I'll be your doctor
Wherever however I'll fix you cuts

Luffy:
You'll be my doc
And I'll be your captain

Usopp:
You'll be my captain
And I'll be your putz!

All:
I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy blood
Now I know you can rent it
A friend you are, my bud,
One life, one pirate life!

Luffy:
All my life
I've longed to discover
A crew as cool as this is!

Chopper:
With a thousand bandages
I'll doctor you.

Luffy:
When I'm hurt and I'm tired.

Usopp:
With a thousand mad pandas!
I'll cover you.

Luffy:
You are such a liar!

All:
Oh brother I'll doctor/cover/captain you!
Oh brother I'll doctor/cover/captain you!

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