In the Vortex

(Chopper weeps. Everyone glares at him except Shanks and Zoro, who are catatonic.)

Nami: Gogo boots?

(Ben waves his hand in front of Shanks. No reaction.)

Usopp: What was detox?

Sanji (shuddering): It was a room plastered wall to wall with pictures of Alvida naked.

Shanks (mumbling): I will never drink again.

Zoro (mumbling): I will never fight again.

Ben: What's so -

Sanji: Original Alvida.

(Everyone shudders simultaneously.)

Luffy: THAT would put me off eating.

Usopp: It would put me off breathing.

Ben: But you're okay, Sanji?

(Sanji shrugs. He's seen worse things surfing the net for pr0n.)

Sanji (to Nami and Vivi): See? I told you all he was a megalomaniac lecherous doctor disguised in the body of a cute little reindeer!

(Chopper weeps.  Vivi and Nami ignore him.)

Nami: It was so obvious.

Vivi: We're sorry we doubted you, Sanji-san.

Luffy: I changed my mind. Nothing would put me off eating.

(Silent tears flow from the reindeer's eyes. Vivi and Nami firmly ignore him. Suddenly Zoro wakes from his catanoia and screams!)

Zoro: Somewhere…my clone…is in trouble!

Vivi: KOHZA!?

Zoro (rubs his chest): Oh wait.  Heartburn.  Never mind.

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Random Quote Analysis

Would someone tell me who's brilliant idea it was to put the throne room at the top of the reactor core? - Random Stormtrooper, PVP

(Kohza has seen his new RQA partner.  He is now in the furthest corner of his cage and attempting to crawl through the bars.)
Mihawk: I think this quote is about…I don't know. Something. Something that isn't important because it isn't me.
(Kohza points.  His mouth shuts and opens like a fish, but he can't speak.)
Mihawk: Hello young man.  I would introduce myself but it appears my reputation has preceded me.
(Due to the clone-bond that he and Zoro share, Kohza knows everything about Mihawk - )
Mihawk (sniffs derisively): I doubt everything. (glowers) Unless Ben has been telling tales again.
( - that Zoro knows at least.  He also has residual memories of the infamous, full body scarring scene on Baraties.)
Mihawk (glancing at Kohza): Oh my. That poor lad. Reliving the memory of my vorpal blade going snicker-snack through his clone's flesh…
(Kohza's face wrenches with remembered pain.)
Mihawk: …as well as the shame of getting beaten by a letter opener.


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