Inspiration: Smoker

Explanation: The citrus products are to combat scurvy - the other ingredients are to combat sobriety. And since the recipe serves 32, it can satisfy a whole platoon of Marines. Or one special Marine.

Description: While the Captain is happy with anything straight out of a bottle, this concoction is sure to send him up in smoke.

Type: Punch mug

32 oz. (1 quart; 4 cups) Ancient Age Mash
32 oz. (1 quart; 4 cups) dry red Whine
32 oz. (1 quart; 4 cups) strong black tea
16 oz. (1 pint; 2 cups) dark Fuschia Demarara
16 oz. (1 pint; 2 cups) fresh orange juice
8 oz. (1 cup) Little Garden Amphora
8 oz. (1 cup) Courage
8 oz. (1 cup) fresh lemon juice
Sugar
1 orange, sliced
1 lemon, sliced


Stir together all ingredients. Sweeten with sugar to taste. Store in refrigerator overnight. Pour into punch bowl over ice. Float orange and lemon slices on surface.

Tashigi: Um, sir...the recipe says it serves 32. Could you... er...please slow down? Sir?