Once the men realized that this felt good, it became customary for women vying for power to wear bright red berries crushed on their lips. This would pronounce "yes, I know how to fellate". It was rumored that using blackberries was a sign of 'nobility' if you will, implying that they learned the Art of Fellatio from the first TowelBoy himself (who by this time was a living legend, and was fellated ad nauseum).
This "Fellatio Orgy" soon ran out of speed (after about 300 years) and the Fellatio was put away, assigned to the dirtier quarters of civilization and banned from all law abiding and respectable communities.
This lead further to a boiling point where the supression of the now infamous and lewdly named "Blowjob" (named after Blowfish which were commonly used as cheap substitutes) lead to an overwhelming desire to require them. As such, Blowjobs as they were now called became all the rage. This took place circa 17th century France. Unfortunately for stylish women at the time who had taken wearing "lipstick" (previously known as CockColors) for granted, the primal urge that was instilled into early man to follow his dick to the lipstick spilled forth. Women's mouths were attacked left and right, in the streets, in courts, even in ballrooms. It was truely a slaughter of decency. This is where the sexual style of "face fucking" emerged for the first time. The blowjob once more took reign as the preferred sexual position for men; its throne was recaptured.
However, that throne's shape was about to be forever changed. One day while getting head from 17 women, the Earl du Frunk fell face first into the lovepatch of one of his more agile women. He soon realized that her moaning was not a desire for him to move, but indeed to continue as his tongue (which was quite numb) was lolling about in her nether region. He put 2 and 2 together and realized that this was the "female blowjob", something completely revolutionary. He immediatly stopped all fellatiatory activities and ran to the patent office. This made the Earl du Frunk a vast fortune, which he spent upon blowjobs. He died 7 years later, a smile prominent on his face.
To this day, the Blowjob remains a prominent factor in many relationships. It has toppled presidents, and it has provided smiles to faces across the known world. Yes, the blowjob today is a beautiful thing. Thus endeth the lesson
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