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Gracias a todos aquellos que colaboraron para que este pedacito saliera aquí en la página! Espero lo disfruten! Estuvo chido recordar las moooooovies.. Now.. I better go watch a mooooovie..


---Nosotros los pobres


-Am a get medieval up your ass.-

---Pulp Fiction


- Do you know what is this? This is my heart and it's broken.-

---Great Expectations



- I’ve got nothing to offer you ..My hands are empty.-

(Joe tomándole la mano al Prof. Bauer)

- Not empty now...-

--- Mujercitas


-Hug me.-

-I can’t-

---Edward Scissor Hands


-Which is your wallet?-

-The one that says "bad mother fucker"-

---Pulp Fiction



-May the force be with you.-

---Star Wars



-Go ahead, Make my day- (Clint Eastwood)-

---The Unforgiven


Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn- (Clark Gable)

---Gone with the wind


Rose: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls. Wearing this. Wearing only this.-



Fuck me, your majesty!!! –

--- American Beauty


-Por accidente le picas el ojo a una vieja, no te la coges, ¡cabrón! –

--- Y tu mamá también


I've looked at so many women. I've seen everything, and felt nothing. But when I look at you, it hurts. –

--- The Cider House Rules


-Put your hands on me ,Jack!-

--- Titanic


-Luke, I’m your father.-

--- Star Wars


-You had me at "hello." –

--- Jerry McGuire


-What good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face? –

--- City of Angels


-Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do.-

--- City of Angels



-I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. –

--- City of Angels


-When they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you.-

--- City of Angels


-Here we are Mr. and Ms. Plate.-

--- City of Angels


-If this isn't love, I don't think I can handle the real thing.-

--- Great Expectations



-I know it was you, and it breaks my heart.-

--- El Padrino III



-On every street corner,

in every home,

and we tolerate it.

We tolerate it because it's common,

it's trival.

We tolerate it morning, noon, and night.

Well, not anymore.

I'm setting the example.-

(Kevin Spacey)





---Billy Elliot


- But you're not a puss, are you?-

--- Billy Elliot


-I see dead people.-

---The 6th Sense


-Oh, behave.-

---Austin Powers.


-Adiós, mamacita.

(Rafael Inclán)

---La Pulquería.


Rufus: you masturbate more than anyone on earth!

Jay: yea tell me something i didn't know

Rufus: Yeah, but when your doing it, your thinking about guys!

--- Dogma


"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

--- American Beauty



-Someday a real rain will come and wipe this scum off the streets-

---Taxi Driver


Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

Peter Gibbons: "Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

--- Office Space



Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend.

I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels,

I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

---The Godftather Part II


-I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.-

---The Godfather


[Randall on the phone to distributors]: Okay, I need one each of the following tapes:

"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips",

and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"

--- Clerks



Maximus-: At my signal, unleash Hell.




-Hasta la vista, baby-



-I knew a man once who said death smiles at us all. All you can do is smile back. - -

---American Beauty



Billy: So what about your mother? Does she have sex?

Debbie: No, she's unfulfilled. That's why she dances.

Billy: She dances instead of sex?! Your family's weird!

---Billy Elliot


Billy: I don't want a childhood. I want to be a ballet dancer.

-Billy Elliot


Debbie: Do you fancy me?

[Billy's silent.]

Debbie: Do you want to see my fanny?

---Billy Elliot


Maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do,

is do what I WANT TO DO, and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and NOT LISTEN TO YOU!-

---Meet the Parents


Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

---Pulp Fiction



-Here's Johnny! –

---The Shining.


-I'll be back-

---The Terminator


Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

--- Pulp Fiction



Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

---Pulp Fiction


-Si me vuelves a tocar, te juro que voy a vomitar hasta que muera.-

---Bedazzled (Al Diablo con el Diablo)


-Little beat big when little smart, first with the head, then with the heart-

---Gell Peat


-Any question you ever have, the answer you’ll find in nature if you know where to look and how to ask.-

--- Prof. Von Vollensteen


-Any ideology that attacks the thing that least threatens it is an ideology that will not outlive its generation. Inclusion, not exclusion, is the key to survival.



-To my son Billy,I know I must seem like a distant memory to you. I will have missed you growin', missed you cryin'... And I will have missed telling you off. But always know that I was always there with you through evrything. I always will be. Always be yourself. I love you forever. Mom.-

---Billy Elliot


-Bonjorno Principessa.-

-La Vita é Bella.


Celie: [to Shug] He (Albert) beat me when you ain't here. He beat me for not being you.

---The Color Purple.


Shug: See Daddy, sinners have souls too.

---The Color Purple.



-Lo mío, lo mío... son las chaquetas.-

---Sexo, Pudor y Lágrimas.


-No mames, guey.-

---Cualquier película mexicana.


-¡Chachita, te cortaste el pelo!-

--- Nosotros los pobres, o ustedes los ricos, whatever.



-Damn you’re good looking!!-

---Face off


-I have a wife to fuck, oh I’m sorry, to make love to!-

---Face off


-Tell me Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?-

--- The  Silence of the Lambs.


-I love you Mallory, I love you Mickey –

---Natural Born Killers.




-NO! -

-Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? ---

---Pulp Fiction


Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!-

--- My Best Friend’s Wedding



-Say my name, bitch.-

--- American Pie


-Suck me, beautiful.-

--- American Pie


-That’s Groovie Baby, YeaH!-

---Austin Powers.



-But did you use a condom?-

-No, only sailors use condoms.-

-But not in the 90s-

-Well they should, because they go from port to port.-

-Oh you just don’t get it Austin, do you? Welcome to the nineties,

you're gonna be very lonely.-

-- Austin Powers.


-Harry potter, such an honor it is.-

-Who are you?-

-Im dubby, dubby the house elf.

--- Harry Potter


-Can i have autograph?-

-Oh yeah, What’s your name?-

-Fuk Mi.-

-Come again?-

-Fuk Mi.-

-You kiss your mother with that mouth? ok.. now.. Fuk Mi..-

-Noooo.. Fuk Yu.-

-Oh you're heading for a smack bottom and I don’t care who knows it.-

---Austin Powers in Goldmember



Torrance: Missy is bank.

Courtney: Duh-uh, bank-rupt. We've already SOOO decided on Jamie.

Torrance: Sorry Courtney, but im Cheer-captain, and I'm overruling you,

so take a big wiff.

Courtney: You're being a Cheer-tator and a pain in my ass!

--- Bring it On!


Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your ANGRY eyes just in case.

---Toy Story 2


Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father!

Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.

---Toy Story 2


Pacha: We shook hands on it!

Kuzko: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is...

[wiggles hoof]

Kuzko: You need hands!

---The Emperor’s New Groove


Kuzco and Pacha are tied to a tree branch floating in a river]

Pacha: Uh oh.

Kuzco: Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Pacha: Yep.

Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Pacha: Most likely.

Kuzco: Bring it on.

--- The Emperor’s New Groove


-Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.-

(ahora díganlo frente a un espejo)

--- Candyman.




-I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt.-

---The Devil’s Advocate


-Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.-

--- The Devil’s Advocate.


-Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.-

---The Devil’s Advocate


-I never drink ... wine. –




-They say you are a man of good ... taste.-



-I found you in hell. I think I could find you in Jersey! ---

---Más allá de los sueños.


-Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?-

---Taxi Driver


-And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you can look for,cause its not where you go. Its how you feel for a moment in your life when your apart of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts forever... -

---The Beach


Etienne: How far?

Françoise: One kilometer.

Etienne: Two, Richard?

Richard: I dont know; I'm American. I think in miles!

---The Beach


-Richard, this is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them.-

---The Beach


John Correli: Were you ever engaged in any sadomasochistic activity?

Catherine: Exactly what did you have in mind, Mr. Correli?

---Basic Instincts


Babe: They -- eat -- pigs?

Cat: Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they're alive.



-It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. -

---The Fight Club



-Love? Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendored thing, Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!-

-Mouling rouge



-Father, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, father. –

---El Exorcista



-Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.-

---Monster’s Inc.


-Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.-




-Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!-



-The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.-

---Moulin Rouge


-Everynight i cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again.-

--- The English Patient


Hana: There's a man downstairs. He brought us eggs. He might stay.

Almásy: Why? Can he lay eggs?

---The English Patient


-Oompa Loompas:

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo

We have a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee

If you are wise you will listen to me


What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats?

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it


You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Doompadee do

--- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.



Willy Wonka:

And Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man that suddenly

got everthing he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.

---Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?

[Mini-me whispers in her ear]

Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?

---Austin Powers