---Nosotros los pobres
a get medieval up your ass.-
Do you know what is this? This is my heart and it's broken.-
I’ve got nothing to offer you ..My hands are empty.-
tomándole la mano al Prof. Bauer)
Not empty now...-
is your wallet?-
one that says "bad mother fucker"-
the force be with you.-
ahead, Make my day- (Clint Eastwood)-
my dear, I don’t give a damn- (Clark Gable)
with the wind
I want you to draw me like one of your french girls. Wearing this. Wearing only
me, your majesty!!! –
--- American Beauty
-Por accidente le picas el ojo a una vieja, no te la coges, ¡cabrón! –
--- Y tu mamá también
looked at so many women. I've seen everything, and felt nothing. But when I look
at you, it hurts. –
The Cider House Rules
-Put your hands on me ,Jack!-
I’m your father.-
had me at "hello." –
good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face? –
City of Angels
date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do.-
City of Angels
would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch
of her hand, than eternity without it. –
City of Angels
they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you.-
City of Angels
we are Mr. and Ms. Plate.-
City of Angels
this isn't love, I don't think I can handle the real thing.-
know it was you, and it breaks my heart.-
El Padrino III
every street corner,
we tolerate it.
tolerate it because it's common,
tolerate it morning, noon, and night.
setting the example.-
But you're not a puss, are you?-
see dead people.-
you masturbate more than anyone on earth!
yea tell me something i didn't know
Yeah, but when your doing it, your thinking about guys!
was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this
electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing
with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And
that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this
incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be
afraid ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to
remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't
take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
a real rain will come and wipe this scum off the streets-
Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the
side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for
Da-uh? Space out?
Gibbons: "Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I
do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I
probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend.
don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels,
don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in
advance, so I won't be there. You understand?
Godftather Part II
gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.-
on the phone to distributors]: Okay, I need one each of the following tapes:
in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't
Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume
8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers",
"My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling
Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks",
"Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum",
"Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips",
uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh,
wait, and, what was that called again?"
At my signal, unleash Hell.
-Hasta la vista, baby-
-I knew a man once who said death smiles at us all. All you can do is smile back. - -
So what about your mother? Does she have sex?
No, she's unfulfilled. That's why she dances.
She dances instead of sex?! Your family's weird!
I don't want a childhood. I want to be a ballet dancer.
Do you fancy me?
Do you want to see my fanny?
you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do,
do what I WANT TO DO, and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and NOT LISTEN
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out
and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so
And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter
Then what do they call it?
They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
"Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't
eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy
animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own
How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces.
I don't eat dog either.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But,
a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a
filthy animal. Is that true?
Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have
to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm
-Si me vuelves a tocar, te juro que voy a vomitar hasta que muera.-
---Bedazzled (Al Diablo con el Diablo)
beat big when little smart, first with the head, then with the heart-
question you ever have, the answer you’ll find in nature if you know where to
look and how to ask.-
Prof. Von Vollensteen
ideology that attacks the thing that least threatens it is an ideology that will
not outlive its generation. Inclusion, not exclusion, is the key to survival.
my son Billy,I know I must seem like a distant memory to you. I will have missed
you growin', missed you cryin'... And I will have missed telling you off. But
always know that I was always there with you through evrything. I always will
be. Always be yourself. I love you forever. Mom.-
-La Vita é Bella.
[to Shug] He (Albert) beat me when you ain't here. He beat me for not being you.
See Daddy, sinners have souls too.
-Lo mío, lo mío... son las chaquetas.-
---Sexo, Pudor y Lágrimas.
-No mames, guey.-
---Cualquier película mexicana.
-¡Chachita, te cortaste el pelo!-
--- Nosotros los pobres, o ustedes los ricos, whatever.
you’re good looking!!-
have a wife to fuck, oh I’m sorry, to make love to!-
me Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?-
The Silence of the Lambs.
love you Mallory, I love you Mickey –
HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? -
why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? ---
there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be
My Best Friend’s Wedding
my name, bitch.-
Groovie Baby, YeaH!-
did you use a condom?-
only sailors use condoms.-
not in the 90s-
they should, because they go from port to port.-
you just don’t get it Austin, do you? Welcome to the nineties,
gonna be very lonely.-
potter, such an honor it is.-
dubby, dubby the house elf.
i have autograph?-
yeah, What’s your name?-
kiss your mother with that mouth? ok.. now.. Fuk Mi..-
-Oh you're heading for a smack bottom and I don’t care who knows it.-
Powers in Goldmember
Missy is bank.
Duh-uh, bank-rupt. We've already SOOO decided on Jamie.
Sorry Courtney, but im Cheer-captain, and I'm overruling you,
take a big wiff.
You're being a Cheer-tator and a pain in my ass!
Bring it On!
Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your
ANGRY eyes just in case.
Lightyear: You killed my father!
Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.
We shook hands on it!
You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is...
You need hands!
Emperor’s New Groove
and Pacha are tied to a tree branch floating in a river]
Pacha: Uh oh.
Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Bring it on.
The Emperor’s New Groove
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.-
(ahora díganlo frente a un espejo)
the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt.-
but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.-
The Devil’s Advocate.
definitely my favorite sin.-
never drink ... wine. –
say you are a man of good ... taste.-
found you in hell. I think I could find you in Jersey! ---
---Más allá de los sueños.
you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?-
me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you
can look for,cause its not where you go. Its how you feel for a moment in your
life when your apart of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts
I dont know; I'm American. I think in miles!
this is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to
French girls so they can sleep with them.-
Correli: Were you ever engaged in any sadomasochistic activity?
Exactly what did you have in mind, Mr. Correli?
They -- eat -- pigs?
Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they're alive.
only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. -
---The Fight Club
Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen. Love is a
many-splendored thing, Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!-
fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, father. –
these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.-
do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let
me use explosives.-
we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!-
greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.-
i cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again.-
--- The English Patient
There's a man downstairs. He brought us eggs. He might stay.
Why? Can he lay eggs?
Loompa, doompadee doo
have a perfect puzzle for you
Loompa, doompadee dee
you are wise you will listen to me
do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
as much as an elephant eats?
are you at getting terribly fat?
do you think will come of that?
don't like the look of it
will live in happiness too
the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man that suddenly
got everthing he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.
and the Chocolate Factory
Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
whispers in her ear]
Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?