Sunday 22nd February

Mass B52 News Update

 

As Webmastaaaaaaaaaaa of the B52's website, I would like to humbly apologize for the lack of updates in recent weeks. The B52's have been involved in several games, and what with autograph sessions, receiving royal recognition from the Queen (Including Parky would has been made a 'Sir') and tours to foreign countries to perform live in front of our many fans, there has been little time to get access to the computer. However, I would like to surmise the latest of the B52's endeavors in this news report.

The B52's took part in another charity event, and it was indeed for another trophy. Now, the B52's were very low on numbers, and what with key players, Matt Swindell, Andrew Down and The Scud unable to play, replacements had to be found! As a result, with the combined manipulative efforts of Raymondo and Parky, Mike Eveleigh played his debut game for the B52's! According to Mike, he had been out of action for several years, but he didn't seemed to have missed a beat, as he brought his scores up to a respectable 80 + on both occasions. However, for the first time, the B52's did not come first, and as far as I'm concerned, they did not taste defeat! On the lane next to our heroes were a fellow council team, that want to lay claim to being the superior team. I shall not plaster their name on this website because A: They're not worthy and B: I'd get sued!! However, a challenge has been laid out and accepted, and it will be in April of this year when we find out, just who is the best bowling team in Cardiff County Council! Anyway, back to the trophy!! Due to a lame, crappy, rubbish, diabolical, harsh, terrible decision, the B52's came second by a point, due to some ridiculous, ludicrous, pathetic, lame handicap rule, which gives crap teams more points than they should have, and so some thrown together, thought about in twenty seconds, never bowled in our lives and got lucky on the night teams, walked away with OUR trophy! I don't consider this a loss, I consider it a miscarriage of justice, and I'm asking you, fans of the B52's, to sign a petition, so that the rightful winners of that tournament are anointed and given the trophy they rightly deserve. Though if truth be told, we didn't really want it anyway...

Congratulations to Mike Eveleigh, Parky was impressed!!

The next night however, Parky was not best pleased with his team coming out on the brunt of things, and so organized an impromptu training sessions (since the Vale tucked tail - that rhymes!!). However, the B52's being the B52's figured they'd make things more interesting and so wagered some money on the thing, winner takes all (well except for a few quid anyway). As a result, the full B52 team came out to play and man was it a white wash. A team record was set, as all eight B52's achieved an overall score of over one thousand points! The two top scorers of the night were Downsey and the Scud, who were just demolishing the pins! Both were on fire and nobody was gonna catch them up. In the end, there were no winners that night, other than the teams good name! Parky's only comment was..."Why didn't we do this yesterday!?". 

In other news, Jobey was the nights killer, as he beat the rest of the team on the pool table, edging out Raymondo both times, to garner himself a nifty £12! 

The next B52 fixture see's the team playing the Human Resources department, in what should be an interesting. Note, that Jobey has pledged his allegiance to the club, and even though he works Monday to Friday in HR Schools, he says Friday night, he's all about the B52's. Good on ya son!!!

Franky the bear has been assaulted yet again! The bear was stolen right under Raymondo's nose, and was held up for ransom by the malicious 'Pin-Ups'. They threatened the Webmasssstaaaaaaaaaaaa - saying that if he did not buy them all a round of drinks and give on again/off again B52 assistant manager, Elena Jones a £1,000,000, then the bear would 'Get it!'. Thankfully, the Pin-Ups mercifully returned the bear back to his beloved owners, only to have put a crown on his head and called him Spanky Bear! Raymondo was asked if he would like to take legal action with this shocking turn of events. He replied...'I have more pride than that!'

Go, Go, Raymondo!!!

More updates to come, as we head now to February 27th and the B52's next fixture against HR, which has been rumored to be televised live on Sky Sports! We'll keep you abreast of the goings on as we get more information!!

 

Monday 2nd February

 

 

 

      BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

 

 

False allegations leads to B52's demise!!

 

 

The false allegations from the B52's has shocked and stunned fellow work colleagues in Cardiff County Council! It all started as a bit of friendly banter between the B52's and the Student services (the "Pin-ups".) However, the testosterone levels took over and the B52's showed their true colors!!

 

It all started when the boys started doing Flaming Lamborghini's at 5pm and the girls began sipping their pina colada's at 3.30pm! There was no going back!! Admittedly the first game was rather pleasant and the two teams got on famously!! Unfortunately though, this night will not be remembered for that but for the carnage that followed!! The next game can only be described as a disgusting act of play by the B52's. Not content that they had won the first game by a close 600-598 points, they adopted all sorts of tactics to try and distract the "pin-ups" for the next game!

 

The constant childish games of "throwing Pikachu at the girls" and shouting things at them as they were about to take their shots were both underhand and irresponsible.  I would like to warn any "fans" the B52's may have (so that will be the B52's mums!!) that they ARE dangerous and I am certain this is NOT the first time this has happened!!  I feel everyone has the right to know this and that is why I have put this on the OFFICIAL B52's website. I suggest people are vigilant with these tear-aways and boycott all their following games!!!

 

Despite their cheating and vicious tactics, the remainder of the evening proved to be enjoyed by all whom participated! Thank you to all the fans of the "pin-ups", we would not be the team we are today if it was not for you!! You are truly inspirational!

 

Finally, we were going to ask the real star of the evening to pose for a few photos but unfortunately Pikachu is down at the police station today! I do not know how much I am allowed to say due to legal reasons, but I will say that he is in a very very very SORE way! The acts of Mr. Frankie Bear has appalled the Pokemon world as well as the Pin-Ups!! Mr. Frankie Bear was knocking back the vodkas and smoking like a chimney on Friday night!! Obviously trying to impress his fellow vulgar team mates!! However, he is now being investigated by the South Wales Police who have warned all young boys and cuddly toys to stay clear of this monster that has caused chaos and disruption amongst what used to be a safe city.  I think I speak for everyone when I say that I DO hope that everyone's least favorite bear burns himself on those Flaming Lamborghini's!!!