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Thursday, April 4, 2002

***** YEAR END AWARDS *****

As any bowling league draws to a close, certain accolades must be presented to honor the top bowlers in that league. This league will do none of that. Okay, it will do some of it, but it will also honor the dishonorable with awards like "Low Single" and "Worst Attendance". Just sit back, and enjoy the awards. The results from our final week of bowling can be found further down the page (sorry no news bit for that).

AWARD FOR WINNING EACH 8-GAME SESSION
Kent won Session One and Two, and Bart won Session Three and Four

AWARD FOR BEST ATTENDANCE RECORD
Bart had 100% perfect attendance this season, bowling all 32 games

AWARD FOR WORST ATTENDANCE RECORD
Heidi, with an attendance record of 62.5% (20 of 32 games)

AWARD FOR MOST GAMES OVER 200
(tie) Kent and Bart both had seven 200's

AWARD FOR MOST GAMES UNDER 100
Bill, with seven (85, 69, 97, 88, 78, 92, and 91)

AWARD FOR MOST 350+ DOUBLES
Bart, with 9

AWARD FOR MOST DOUBLES UNDER 200
Bill, with 2

AWARD FOR MOST OF THE SAME EXACT SCORE
Jenn, bowled three games of the same score - 129

AWARD FOR HIGH/LOW AVERAGE
Bart takes the high with a 178
Bill takes the low with a 123

AWARD FOR HIGH/LOW SERIES
Bart takes the high with a 414 double
Bill takes the low with a 152 double

AWARD FOR HIGH/LOW SINGLE
Bart takes the high with a 255
Bill takes the low with a 69 (Ahhaaaaaa :P)

AWARD FOR WINNING THE MOST GAMES
Bart, with 14 wins

AWARD FOR WINNING THE LEAST AMOUNT OF GAMES
Colin didn't win any games (he came pretty close many times though)

AWARD FOR THE MOST CONSECUTIVE STRIKES OR BLACK-MARKS
Bart has the most strikes, with an 8-Bagger
Nate and Kent shared the black-marks with 16-in-a-row

AWARD FOR THE MOST CREATIVE DANCE MOVE
Kent, with his patented "Back-In-Time"

AWARD FOR BEST 10-PIN LEAGUE WEBSITE
Nate, for this website

AWARD FOR BEST 10-PIN LEAGUE SECRETARY
Nate

AWARD FOR WORST 10-PIN LEAGUE TREASURER
Nate

AWARD FOR MOST AWARDS GIVEN TO ONESELF
Nate

AWARD FOR MOST GHETTO LEAGUE MEMBER
Kent

AWARD FOR LEAST GHETTO LEAGUE MEMBER
Bart

AWARD FOR NICEST PRESENT MADE FOR ANY LEAGUE MEMBERS
Jenn, for her beaded bracelets

AWARD FOR BEST 5-PIN SINGLES CHAMPION IN A 10-PIN LEAGUE
Jenn

AWARD FOR BEST NEW NICKNAME
Colin "Big Dank" Lovell

AWARD FOR WINNING THE MOST AWARDS
Bart "Awards Hog" Denie, with 11 awards (including this one)

As you can see, I have left out one very important and standard award given out by every league-- the award for Bowler of the Year. I have done this because Bowler of the Year is the stupidest award ever created. There is no way to possibly measure one decisive winner, so in a way we all win this award (except for Bill, of course). I could give it to the person with most high scores or the highest average, or I could give it to the nicest person, or I could give it to myself because I'm so great. Regardless, this award will remain UN-awarded, at least for this season (or maybe if we decide to hold a tourney for it or something).

Anyways, all I can say now is that it's been lots and lots and lots of fun, and I hope we continue the league once again in the new fall season! We've laughed, we've cried, we've made fun of Bart... so many memories... Sharpie's 10-Pintastic Leaguemania, you continue to inspire us all...

- Nate

League Photos!!

Bart ----- Bill ----- Colin ----- Heidi ----- Jenn ----- Kent ----- Nate

SEASON NOTABLES
Most Consecutive Strikes: Bart “Bort” Denie, 8-in-a-row
Most Consecutive Black-marks: (tie) Kent "K Hova" Hanson and Nate "Sharpie" Jones, both with 16 black-marks in a row
Most Pins Knocked Down On a Gutterball: Bill "Billy C" Reilly, 6 pins
Most Games Won: Bart “Bort” Denie, 14 wins out of 32 games

Here are the statistics for session one (red) and session two (blue) and session three (green) and session four (orange).

SESSION ONE

SESSION THREE

SESSION FOUR

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