Top 10 Stupidest Things Star Wars Fans Will Say Posted by Bullroarer on theOneRing.net

10. Obi-Wan Kenobi could so kick Gandalf's ass! 9. Why doesn't Frodo learn the Force? 8. Oh, I know. Aragorn is Sauron's son! 7. Ralph McQuarrie paints better mountains, man... 6. Why doesn't that elf use laser arrows? 5. The Ring is like a concentrator of midichlorians... 4. They should have had to fly down the Cracks of Doom and launch the Ring with a proton torpedo. That'd be cool. 3. Hobbits are sort of fat Jawas, aren't they? 2. They got the idea for Sam from R2D2, right? 1. I heard Lucas actually wrote this

Top 10 things said by non-LOTR fans after leaving the theater Posted by Crunchy on Ringbearer.org

10. "Arnold kicks ass better than Strider." 9. "That dude in Hellraiser was scarier than Sauron." 8. "I didn't follow that at all. Did you Jethro?" 7. "Gimme a nice rifle over a sword any day." 6. "So what was up with that Sauro-Man...Saran...dude?" 5. "So they had good doctors down in that deep pit huh?" 4. "Woulda been funnier if Gandalf pushed Pippin in!" 3. "They shoulda got Scott Baio to play Aragorn." 2. "There. Now I don't have to read the damn books!" 1. "Jar Jar Binks was funnier than Gollum."

Saints and ministers of grace preserve us... Posted by Hama on Ringbearer.org

This would be even funnier if it also didn't have the ring of truth to it. I have been picking up various quotes from a number of places and came across these three when Jeffrey Combs was rumoured to be up for the part of Wormtongue. Quote #1: I must say this is cool news! Who's Jeffery Combs? Quote #2: Did anybody see this guy in The Frighteners? He's frigging hilarious. I don't know who the hell wormtongue is, but this guy seems like he would fit right into a middle-earth type world. Quote #3: Is this a movie about a jeweler? Or a boxer? Somebody please fill me in. This story (was it a spec script?) seems to be getting a lot of people excited ... Quote 3 says it all. As I said in my posting on journalists, there is nothing like informed comment, is there?

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