Hobbits vs Elves Posted by lagill on Ringbearer.org

Hobbits pros: 1) small/economically sized 2) stealthy (good for sssssneeeeeaking around) 3) no need to buy shoes 4) can be used as a footstool 5) can rest a beer can on the head nicely Hobbit cons: 1) Tend to make a mess when bathing 2) Known to bite off fingers during stressful events 3) lazy! 4) in order to get where your going you must carry them 5) baaaad table top dancers Elves, pros: 1) Nice to look at 2) great fashion sense 3) like to write and sing songs/poetry 4) dont have to sleep 5) great at archery Elves, cons: 1) Just a little too pretty 2) self centered 3) spend too much time moping around lamenting the "old days" 4) no sense of humor 5) wont even try table top dancing

Hobbits vs Elves Posted by H on Ringbearer.org

HOBBITS PRO Fat and Happy Give lots of presents Good values Friendly Resilient Loyal Save the world CON Frivolous Often simple minded Self centered Naive Complacent Hairy ass feet (pro for them, con for us) ELVES PRO Glorious and beautiful Noble and Lordly Excellent healers Strong, Fell and Terrible in battle Unbelievable craftsmen Live forever in the halls of Mandos Magical Can kill balrogs Love all living creatures not corrupted by the enemy Got to be great in bed CON Jealous and wrathful Oath of Feanor Not too helpful in War of the Ring Arrogant and prideful Always hiding Hold a grudge Stingy with their magic Spock ears

The Truth About Elves Posted by Curien on Ringbearer.org

Elves are stuck-up and arrogant. Espacially the ones who lived in Valinor. They think that just because they had a really cool Lava Lamp they are somehow better than every other race in existence. No one could surpass the Noldor in skill with jewels or the Vanyar in poetic ability. Right. And these Silmarilli. They SAY that they are the most beautiful creation ever, but has anyone SEEN a Silmaril? Elrond and Galadriel. That's about it. And they're the ones who tell everyone how great those things are! And what's this about Luthien and Arwen and Galadriel being the most beautiful women ever to live? Did they hold a beauty pageant? Did they even take a poll? No. A mere mortal could NEVER be as beautiful as the fairest of the Eldar. They tell Men that death is this "gift" bestowed upon them by Iluvatar. HAH! When the Edain became the Elves' pets, what did they get as a present? LONGER LIFE! And when they finally decide to get the real gift - immortality - the Elves go and kill them all! They beat Men into submission! Who gave Sauron all the power of the Ruling Ring? The Elves! Who ceated the Nazgul? The Elves! Who continually tells Men that they are racially inferior? The Elves! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! The Elves are not our friends! They would have us all as groveling pets! No more than the Orcs are to Sauron.

....serious dilemma... Posted by Isiltariel on Ringbearer.org

Both races know damn well how to party, however on that count I'm gonna have to go with Elves as they're just so much more chilled and trippy. Hobbit's on the other hand do the presents on birthdays thing which I always thought was excellent. And they live in warrens. YES. And they smoke something known, suspiciously as weed...does sound good. Also they have a wicked sense of humour. But elves live in TREES and they have pretty writing and songs and stories. And they're sooo beautiful and they like the stars. And they're wise and all. And the whole archery bit... it's no good, you can't possibly compare the two, they're both so excellent in so differentr ways. I can't possibly choose

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