The Mouth of Sauron
LOTR synopses
Why bother ploughing through a thousand pages of text when you can get all the info in one paragraph? I also listed below a few sites which have hilarious LOTR synopses!

Posted by Meena1 on Ringbearer.org
...It's about a bunch of men searching for love in all the wrong places. One in particular is so jaded that he embarks on a healing quest to destroy an engagement ring and hopefully achieve closure.

It's exactly like Willow. In fact, I recommend you rent that.

Posted by Troy Walden on Ringbearer.org
There's this hobbit, you see, his names Frido, or something, and he's trying to get rid of this friggin' ring his fat uncle gave him. This real scary bastard named Ron sends these other scary freaks to get the ring, which he 'claims' he made. Frido meets up with some other dudes to help him. The whole adventure turns out to be one big mess, with this guy Grandull falling into a hole, and then his other buddy, Boremir, breaks his horn, and dies trying to defend these two other annoying little twits. Ohhh, it's scaaarryy.
Posted by Jack on Ringbearer.org
Lord makes ring.
Lord loses ring.
Hobbit finds ring.
Lord looks for hobbit.
Hobbit destroys ring.

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