The Mouth of Sauron
| Pretty Sly (for a Shire Guy)
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| Pretty Sly (for a Shire Guy) A parody. By Elukhin Glaurist Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-uh Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-uh Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-uh And all the Nazgul say I'm pretty sly for a Shire-guy Uno,dos,tres,quatro,cinco,cinco,ses! Yeah way back in the third age when all the world was new there was a guy named Sauron and he forged a ring or two! Seven for the dwarf lords down in their halls of stone! Nine for the mortal men, and one to call his own! Then Elendil Came with his claim to fame he stole the ring and with an arrow he was slain! The ring went downstream, and Gollum saw its gleam He stole it fast! He stole it fast!! Beneath a mountain king, That's where he took the ring! And then the Baggins came and took it and of that the bards will sing! So find that Broken Sword and HEY HEY DO THAT HERO THING! Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-h Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-h Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-h And all the Nazgul say I'm pretty sly for a shire Guy! Bilbo gave it to his nephew a hobbit I am told He took the ring to Rivendell (T'was really quite bold) They sent out the nine walkers and they went out on a quest! To go and destroy the ring and maybe save the west! To Moria they went Man they were really spent When the Balrog appeared and to heaven Gandalf went Aragorn led out They all went to pout Poor Gandalf's Gone! Poor Gandalf's Gone! They went to Lorien And Frodo Ran from them and then Sam came to the rescue And was a big help in the end! So find Orodruin AND HEY HEY DO THE RING-MAN THING!! Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-h Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-h Gollum :Give it to us Frodo Frodo : Uh-uh, Uh-h And all the Nazgul say I'm pretty sly for a Shire-Guy Frodo tamed Gollum and then He led them To Cirith Ungol And then abandoned them. Frodo fought Shelob, got bit and went numb So Sam saved him, Yeah Sam saved him! So they continued east And fought many beasts Then they got to Mt. Doom and in it the ring was tossed! They fought the orcish hordes It kind got them bored They fought those evil Hordes and HEY HEY DID THE HERO THING! New Hit Song in Middle-Earth
| Posted by ChrTH on Lord of The Rings & Tolkien Things
By "They Might Be Trolls"
| MINAS MORGUL (Not Minas Ithil)
Minas Morgul was Minas Ithil
Every gal in Minas Ithil
Even Minas Tirith was once Minas Anor
So take me back to Minas Ithil
[Solo] Even Minas Tirith was once Minas Anor
So take me back to Minas Ithil
Minas Morgul! New Hit Song in Middle-Earth
| Posted by Eckhardt on Lord of The Rings & Tolkien Things
*I feel I should make it clear that to me, Nazgul is pronounced with the U sounding like "oo" like "rule"*
| As the company enjoyed their ales in the dwindling night, and shared many a tale and song about days gone by, Frodo could only sit and enjoy himself (well, as much as this furlorn Hobbit could allow in such a dangerous time). Strider glowered under the brim of his hood, and both he and Frodo could sense that even at the merriest of times, discression is needed. Pippen foolishly began his retelling of Bilbo's farewell speech, and Frodo knew action must be taken to silence his friend. He got up from his seat, and was just about to step on top of the table, when Butterbur interupted the goings on with a loud shout. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Forgive my interruption, and I do wish Master Pippen to continue afterwards, but I have a small announcement to make concerning this eve's entertainment. I have acquired the services of a travelling minstrel from the East. He does not work cheaply, which is why I would like to bring him forth as quickly as possible, so as to 'get my money's worth' if you catch my meaning. So without further lamentation over my purse-strings, I now bring you... Sir Adam Sandler..." Frodo sat back down in his seat, comforted by the fact the attention of the room had left his companions. A scrawny little man sauntered up to the stage. He wore the traditional garb of a minstrel, with the exception of his hat, which was made of a strange blue material. It had only one small brim, seemingly to shade the eyes, but was currently turned to the back. He carried an awkward lute with 6 strings and a wide base... surely his unusual equipment was magical in nature, so as to garner his lofty price. He walked to the fore, and sheepishly addressed the congregation. "Uh... Hi everyone. It's great to be here. I... uh... have never played to a crowd as big as this one before, so you'll just have to bear with me if I seem a little... uh... nervous..." the crowd was deathly silent. "First I'd like to thank mister Butterman for being so kind in letting me play for you... can we get a hand for Mister Butter? No? Ok... you don't have to if you don't wanna... it's ok. I... uh..." "You stink! Get off the stage!" someone shouted. " Well ya know, I don't claim to be a great musician, and lord knows I can't tell a story worth a squat. Frankly, I don't even know why I try. My mom always used to tell me I was stupid, so I figured I could get in front of people and share that stupidity, and maybe they would laugh because of it. But... uh... maybe this... wasn't a great idea... all I wanted to do was sing a song... maybe even the Nazgul song... but.. uh..." The company began hurtling food and empty ale tankards at the stage in a fit of anger. Sir Sandler cowered and crouched to soften their blows. Frodo's heart began racing at the mention of the Nazgul. Strider noticed it as well, and stood up immediately to address the festering crowd. "Please friends! Calm down... We have not heard a single note from this man's instrument. Let's at least keep our judgements to ourselves until he has finished his presentation." Strider approached Adam and helped him back to his feet, brushing off the rancid tomato from his shoulder. "Now please, good sir, show these naysayers wrong. Regail us with a song. Perhaps this 'Nazgul' tale of which you speak. I'm sure we would all like to hear it." "Thank you sir... I'll do my best," said Sir Adam as he re-adjusted the tuning on his instrument. Strider sat back down, and the room was silent, awaiting the song. Adam cleared his throat and began in a quiet, almost whisper thin falsetto voice... (to the tune of the "Thanksgiving Song") ****
*strumming* Nazgul are mean, and Nazgul are bad,
If you are a Nazgul, please don't eat me,
Nazgul-Nazgul-dolly, and Nazgul-Nazgul-delt,
I run from the Nazgul whenever I see'em,
The Naaaaaz-goooool...
Nazgul in the morning, Nazgul in the night,
Nazgul-lap-lappity, skippity-doo,
Nazguls never tire, they work like ants,
Nazguls like the night, and they all wear black,
The Naaaaaz-goooool...
*plucks a final chord and takes a bow* The room erupts with laughter and cheers as Sir Frodo and Strider exchange a knowing glance as if to say, 'we must talk with this wise man, he may be able to help.' Sympathy for the Balrog
| Posted by ritergrrl on theOneRing.net
To the tune of Sympathy for the Devil
| Sympathy for the Balrog Please allow me to introduce myself
And I was 'round when Durin King
Pleased to meet you
I stuck around Thangorodrim
I flew like lava
Pleased to meet you
I shouted out,
Let me please introudce myself
Pleased to meet you
Pleased to meet you Bearers of two Rings, oh yeah Just as every Noldor is not so High And all the So now you meet me
Pleased to meet you Bearers of two Rings, um yeah Gandalfs Blacksploitation theme song | Posted by Green Knight on theOneRing.net
To the tune of "Shaft"
| Who's that wizard man
GANDALF!
Who be making kings
GANDALF! Mithrander to you Olorins his Maiar name
whos that-
That is one baaad Istari-
The LOTR song
| Posted by Green Knight on Ringbearer.org
Here is the song that all the actors should learn to keep up their spirits while filming (the tune is 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'):
| When We First Met The Balrog When we first met the Balrog, we saw in Moria
And the second thing we saw, as it closed in from afar, was
In the third fearful moment, we met down in the mine
Going forth into battle, the wizard bade us see:
With a fifth word of power, exploding through the mists came
At the sixth clash of mithril, the bridge began to show
Facing the onslaught the Balrog made reply, with
At the eighth time of asking, there came to Gandalf's side
In the next frantic moment there echoed through the mine
Then a tenth spell of fire fell on the mighty bridge -
At the eleventh hour the wizard issued forth
And then after the Balrog, there comes along the way
A small song
| Posted by Ron Austin on theOneRing.net
I got to thinking yesterday and wanted to include a Craoby,Stills, and Nash theme song ( Think Woodstock ). Oh and I like Coconut Creme Pie
| Pellinor: I came upon one of the Nine
A dark song
| Posted by Deagol on theOneRing.net
Ah, peer pressure. Here's my attempt at corrupting a Beatles song. I hadn't meant for it to be so dark, but somehow it twisted pretty easily into the tortured viewpoint of Denethor. Be kind...
| Orcs are flowing out like endless slime into a paper cup
Sauron’s gonna change the world
Images of broken bones which dance before me like a million knives
Sauron’s gonna change the world
Sounds of screaming, wraiths of night are ringing through my shattered mind
Sauron’s gonna change the world
EVIL song...
| Posted by Bullroarer on theOneRing.net
Look at me, I'm Sam Gamgee,
| Proud of my servility, Won't give up hope As long as we don't need rope, I can't, I'm Sam Gamgee... Watch it!
LOTR Musical
| Posted by Ron Austin on theOneRing.net
Thought I would try a couple of musical numbers on all of you:
The Ballrog Song (Think of Disney's Pinochio)
Oh I have no wings to slow me down,
to foul me up and make fans scowll,
I do have shadows as you can see,
there are no wings on me.
Saruman's Lament
(this is lifted from Partner's song in Paint Your Wagon)
I talk to the Trees but they don't listen to me ....
Hey I apoligize to Lerner and Lowe I did like Paint Your Wagon any movie that can have Clint Eastwood or Lee Marvin break into song and make it work has courage. :-)
Lord of The Rings Filks
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Posted by Jordin Kare on alt.music.filk
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Salad for the Elven Kings, hungry 'neath the sky
Onion Rings to feed them all
Posted by Bill Roper on alt.music.filk
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Then, of course, there are the collected works of Elvish Presley
Posted by Douglas Jole on alt.music.filk
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I know, I know, you hate D&D songs. You *especially* hate D&D songs
about bashing Balrogs and things like that.
On what grounds do I excuse myself? Well...it was late, I had to get it
off of my hard drive, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Anyway, I haven't had the desire to really work up a tune for it yet, so
there isn't one. If you figure one out, or want to write one, go right
ahead, just as long as you keep the copyright notice in there.
Without further ado, here it is for your pleasure (?) and enjoyment (?)...
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Never Bash a Balrog
When you're out adventuring,
Creeping through the dark and gloom,
And you come across a Balrog
Asleep in a gold filled room,
Lust for treasure blinds your mind,
But I have some advice,
Listen to what I have to say,
It might make you think twice:
Never bash a Balrog--
You're a fool for even tryin'.
The Balrog will not take it well;
You'll find that I'm not lyin'.
You may be in a tavern
Enjoying well brewed ale,
When some starry eyed adventurer
Comes in and spins his tale:
"I know where there's lots of loot,
In a dungeon that's nearby,
Guarded by just one Balrog--
We can take him if we try!"
Don't let him bug the Balrog,
It's the proper thing to do--
Do everyone a favor
And run the moron through.
Don't think that you can just walk up
And stick Balrogs in the ribs,
Don't be the first to draw your sword,
Run up and holler, "Dibs!"
They're surrounded by a storm of fire,
And have a scaly hide;
It's best if you just turn and run:
You might just stay alive.
Never bash a Balrog--
Heed counsel that is true.
Balrogs aren't forgiving chaps:
He may just run you through.
Forget what those manuals say
About weaknesses or flaws:
Manuals won't save your rear
When you're caught between his jaws.
Though it's too late to remember,
As his flames begin to rage:
When you're stuck in real life
It's hard to turn the page.
Never bash a Balrog--
Level 4 or 42;
It won't make any difference
As he makes a meal of you.
So when a Balrog looks at you
And drool forms on his chin,
Don't think it's just bad manners
Cascading down his skin.
You're better off to turn and run,
Be you cleric, thief or mage,
You won't live to regret it,
And you'll live to see old age.
Never bash a Balrog
There--I've said it once or twice
The Balrog will not like it,
And it isn't very nice.
No. never bash a Balrog,
It's best to sneak away,
Beat up on some orcs instead,
And live another day.
Copyright October 1993, Douglas Jole.
Permission granted to copy for non-profit use, as long as properly credited. With apologies to the children's book "Never Tease a Weasel", to other Balrog songs, and foolhardy parties of greedy adventurers everywhere.
Balrog Love Song
| Posted by Feataure
"Lewis popped in yesterday, seeking not for the first time! to convert me to the camp of
Madonna devotees, but of course I would have none of it. I have always been, and shall ever be,devoted exclusively to American country music, the influence of which has greatly coloured all my work. Indeed I may say that, had it not been for Merle Haggard (and for Hank Williams, son of Hank Williams, King of Hillbillies) I should never have completed the story..."
| J.R.R. Tolkien, 1953 In light of this famous quote, I have written this country ditty which I hope will be brought to the attention of the filmmakers. The song is sung by Frodo. The chorus is provided by the Fellowship, which accompanies itself on washboards, moonshine jugs, etc.:
There's rings on fancy napkins,
And there's rings in peoples' tubs;
There's rings that's left by bottles
In these bars we're callin' pubs;
There's rings that says you've gotten hitched,
Or won the Super Bowl:
But here's the Ring that whups 'em all,
A-whuppin' on my soul!
(chorus)
It's whuppin', whuppin', whuppin' on this hobbit's hobbit-soul!
It's whupped him buggy-eyed and double-jointed!
But hear our song of country cheer (the orcs like rock-an'-roll)
With hobbit-ears, which MOST believes is pointed!
I got it (on my birthday)
From a crazy, rich relation
Who stuck me with the the Rulin' Ring
That saves or sinks Creation;
I'll tote 'er to the Cracks o' Doom
And see if I can ditch 'er:
I wish I was Tom Bombadil,
'Cause he ain't in this pitcher!
(chorus)
That rascal stuck 'im with the Ring that made a wreck o' Gollum!
It's purty, but it's meaner than Lobelia!
And if it gets ya roped and tied, the doctors (if they call 'em)
Will say there ain't a doggone thing can heal ya!
I ain't no hero ('cept compared
With prancin' Elven sissies)
And yet I'm on a mission fit
For Jason or Ulysses:
So do some thinkin', buckaroos,
Before ya call it simple:
Adventures ain't fer pudgy guys
The size o' Shirley Temple!
(chorus)
He's sized like Shirley Temple, but there's Hercules inside 'im!
And orcs and spiders only make him madder!
And if we had the Balrog here, that squirt could up an' ride 'im––
And FLY him, if his wings is more than shadder!
To larn what happens, read the books,
'Cause they has got the answer:
We chucks this evil joolery;
We whups the Necromancer;
The king, he claims his fancy throne;
The folks, they waves his banner;
But as for me, I've larnt I won't
Be playin' no pianer!
(chorus)
He'll never play pianer! No, he's had a digit swallered!
But, shucks! We've went and made us each a million!
We'll buy up half o' Valinor, 'cause now they got us collared
To star in New Line's Nashville Silmarillion!
Balrog Love Song
| Posted by Feataure ODE TO A BALROG The fires from thy nose, The dwarf-juice twixt thy toes, Thy claws are stained of blood, Thou eyes as clear as mud, You sweep me off my feet, and off the bridge, my sweet, But tell me, Balrog fair, Who does thy lovely hair? Ode to an Ent
| Posted by Brooklyn Tree you mutter sweet nothings day after day, six weeks just to say you love me, come what may; c'mon, lets have some love play-- tearing down walls that get in our way...
Posted by Kell Brandybuck
| As sung by Gollum while he patrols after Frodo and Sam (to the tune of 'pretty fly for a white guy' by offspring) GIVE IT TO US, BAGGINSSS, uh huh, uh huh GIVE IT TO US, BAGGINSSS, uh huh, uh huh GIVE IT TO US, BAGGINSSS, uh huh, uh huh And precious always says we really wants a cold fish We knows it's very hard to squeeze a hobbit dead That nasssty one says he wants to boil up our head, He may not have the precious but the other hobbit does, GOLLUM! Yes, we wants him, the precious is ours! So don't burn it, we wants it, the nassty other hobbit won't let us get to it. Baggins is a thief, we believe, And we wants the precious so we can leave, The Master has the precious, Yess, Yess, give the precious here! GIVE IT TO US, BAGGINSSS, uh huh, uh huh GIVE IT TO US, BAGGINSSS, uh huh, uh huh GIVE IT TO US, BAGGINSSS, uh huh, uh huh And precious always says we really wants a cold fish He's going up the mountain to throw the precious away We'll push him in the fire, yessss, we'll do it today, And we'll bite a finger off him and get the precious back And squeeze that nassty hobbit and eat up his backpack No, don't burn it, we needs it, We'll have it in our hand after Baggins finger's bit, And then, we'll see, you and me, Smeagol loves the precious and the precious loves he, The precious was meant to be here, Yess! Yess, Give the precious here!
Posted by Dunadan Companion on Ringbearer.org
| Much has been said about composers and scores and the need for Tolkiens songs in LOTR. But what about some lighthearted background tunes. At the Prancing Pony the night that Frodo and company arrive. Out in the Common Room the Ferny and his friends are raising a tankard of ale and singing that old familiar drinking song: In Mordor there is no beer Thats why we drink it here And when were gone from here The orcs will be drinking all the beer. If only Frodo had listened ...
Posted by jarnsaxa on Ringbearer.org
| To the tune of "Enter Sandman", with apologies to the great Maestro Hetfield: chorus; Sleep with one eye open, clutching that gold Ring tight! Exit night, enter the White! Take the Hand... Off to conquer all the land! I'm working on the rest...I'm looking for my blasted copy of the album, so I can get the lyrics right! Come to Mordor: The Master Tapes
| Posted by Tolman Gamgee on Ringbearer.org Srider singing to the tune of 'Come Together'. There goes an orc head It go, rolling by quickly; It's that, Big Red Eyball; Makes'em, act so crazy. It see you, it sees me. One thing is for sure is that it won't get the Ring! Come to Mordor, right now. Juss like me. That ol' mad Gandalf He got, long white whiskers; And he, fought that balrog, And it burned his nickers. It got wings! No it don't! Oh my God this stuff will make my head got ka-boom! Come to Mordor, right now. Juss like me. Merry and Pippin, They two, crazy hobbits; They get, oh so horny, When they, drink that Ent stuff. Don't get down on hands and knees; Look out Arwen, oh no! It's too late I believe! Come to Mordor, right now. Juss like me. Leg'las and Gimli, They two, strange bedfellow; One got, big ol' brown hair, One's is, long and yellow. You say, "Why did you bring that up again!?" Go away can't you see I'm usin' this tree! Come to Mordor, right now. Juss like me. Come to Mordor, yeaaaaaaaaaaah. Come to Mordor, yeaaaaaaaaaaah. Balrog Flying Too Close To The Ground
| Posted by Dunadan Companion on Ringbearer.org I blocked up that chamber door and hung around a while Trying to those orcs out and your badass down Leave me if you need to, I stay and dismember Balrog flying too close to the ground I know someday that I will wander away Cause I the baddest wielder of Anor So leave me if you need to, I stay and dismember Balrog flying too close to the ground Fly on fly on down the stairs to the right And choose the ways that lead you down So leave me if you need to, I stay and dismember Balrog flying too close to the ground Its an old tune which Willie Nelson updated in the 70's. Alas he left out all mention of the Balrog (changed it to Angel I believe). Frodo's Got Your Ring
| Posted by Pipe Smoke on Ringbearer.org To the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun" For the original lyrics (which I understand the seriousness of*) go here Dum, dum, dum, Hobbit what have you done Dum, dum, dum, That wizard's got you on his run Dum, dum, dum, Hobbit what have you done Dum, dum, dum, That wizard, that wizard... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.... Frodo's got your ring Frodo's got your ring Your whole plan's come undone From lookin' at the bigger ones What did that Hobbit do? How could he ever get through? They say when Frodo came of age He found it left by old Bilbo But man, now he's off runnin' Now Sauron's just left wonderin' Where did that Hobbit go? Frodo's got your ring Frodo's got your ring Your bad days have just begun Now the wraiths are on the run Tell yourself it's untrue That they will bring it to you He's just a little bitty halfling That wizard's got to be insane But they say the spell that he is under It's got him filled with wonder He knew that someone had to stop your reign Run away, run away with your ring Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away with your ring Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Frodo's got your ring Frodo's got your ring Ain't that the darndest thing? Time to give those wraiths some wings Where did that Hobbit go? With all your sight don't you know? He must've given up real easy And passed the ring to his friends The little chump probably got queezy Now this will end with ease Now just see how quick this ends! Ran away, ran away from your wraiths Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ran away, ran away, ran, ran away Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ran away, ran away, ran, ran away Frodo HAD your ring! Frodo HAD your ring! Frodo HAD your ring! Hey, what's that little thing?! Frodo's GOT your ring! I think it's time for YOU to spring Now your army's on the run (Hobbit, Hobbit where'd you come from?) 'Cause Frodo's almost there!! (Tell me this ain't right) Gollum's got the ring! (Hope he doesn't try no robbin') Oh crap he fell in WHERE?? (Too bad you're gonna share his plight) You just lost the ring Ain't that the darndest thing? Now your army's on the run Tell me does it sting? Boromir's Rhapsody
| Posted by Hama on Ringbearer.org Is this the one ring? Or is this just fakery? Those rings of power, They all look the same to me. Put on the ring, And watch as I fade away. I'm just from Gondor, I’m just a normal bloke. And now I need that ring, Need it now, Fight the orcs, Kill them all. Ringwraith, Troll or Balrog, Doesn't really matter to me, To me... Father, I’ve got a plan Get that hobbit by his head Get my sword out, then he's dead. Father, take him from behind, And then I'll have that ring to take away. Father, ooh-ooh Got give my plan a try, I have to take that ring and prove I’m right, Rule them all, rule them all, 'cause that is what’ll happen. Too late, that hobbits gone. Whipped that ring out very fast, Put it on and kicked my arse. Too late everybody, my plan has failed And now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. Father, ooh ooh, This fate is very cruel, I sometimes wish I'd never done this at all. - I see a little goblin running up the hill, Uruk-hai, Uruk-Hai, There are far too many of them. Arrows coming for me Very very nasty Indeed! Blow the horn (Blow the horn) Blow the horn (Blow the horn) Blow the horn and swing your sword O Aragooorn! (No no no no no no no no no No) One of them has stabbed me, somebody help me One of them has stabbed him, get him to a hospital Stand well back You’ve got to give him air. Breathe deeply, Ouch! I’ll get that arrow out, There it goes! Breathe deeply, Ouch! I’ll get that arrow out, There it goes! Breathe deeply, Ouch! I’ll get that arrow out, There it goes! I’ll get that arrow out, There it goes! I’ll get that arrow out, There it goes! There it go-oo-oo-oo-ooes! No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, goodness gracious, goodness gracious, goodness gracious, what a mess! Lord Mandos has set another place aside for me... for me... for me! So you think you can steal things and think it's all right? So you think that the one ring will give you the right? Ohh sailor, now you see you’re a failure, You just had to try, You just had to try out your plan here.... The one ring really matters, it matters just to me. The one ring really matters, the one ring really matters, To me Listen as my horn blows. Hama. (With apologies to Queen!) Don't Cry For Me Minas Tirith
| Posted by Face Dancer on Ringbearer.org It won't be easy You'll think it's strange When I try to explain where I've been How I still am your King after all of this time You won't believe me All you will see is a scruffy old dude But Elendil is in my bloodline Isildur and Anarion, too! Bilbo Baggins the Hobbitt, he found the Ring Couldn't stay all my life in the North Looking out at the kingdom that by birthright was mine The Eye of Sauron Looking around, all the nine Nazgul, too But Gandalf hid the Ring in the Shire And the Dark Lord had barely a clue Don't cry for me Minas Tirith The truth is I never left you All through the Third Age Your brave resistance I kept my promise Don't keep your distance And as for Frodo and as for Sam We owe everything to them For it was the Halflings sent the Ring to the Fire Now I'm Elessar And all the Elves are going out to sea Now I shall be King of the West And at last fulfill my destiny Don't cry for me Minas Tirith The truth is I never left you All through the Third Age Your brave resistance I kept my promise Don't keep your distance Come to Mordor
| Posted by Tolman Gamgee on Ringbearer.org Sung by Strider to the tune of "Come Together" by the Beatles. There goes an orc head It goes, rolling by swiftly; It's that, Big Red Eyeball; Makes'em, act so crazy. It sees you, It sees me. One thing is for sure is that it won't get the Ring! Come to Mordor....., right now; Just like me. How about this?!
| Posted by Jack on Ringbearer.org
I like the whole swing/nostalgia approach ...
| Sauron:
more to come.... Midnight Train to Mordor (and other hits)
| Posted by Angela on Ringbearer.org Midnight Train to Mordor Every Little Ring He Does Let's Call the Whole Ring Off Moria (sung to "Gloria) Whiter Shade of Wraith Frodo Came Home Leaving Lothlorien On Mt. Doom (sung to "In my room") Hobbits and Ringwraiths (sung to "Cowboys and Angels") Just One of Those Things (and other hits)
| Posted by Angela on Ringbearer.org At the very end, Frodo and Aragorn look back at all that transpired, and sing a snappy, hep and swingin duet... (inspired by Frank Sinatra's rendition of "Just One of Those Things") (Frodo) It was just....one of those things, Just one of those crazy rings! That trip from Mt Doom on Gwaihir's wings was just one of those things (Aragorn) It was just...one of those fights, Hackin' away at those freakish frights! Slashin' off heads with one or two swings was just one of those things (BOTH) So bye ringfinger and Amen! Here's hoping we reach Bag-end... It was great fun But it was just...one of those things. The Long Winding Road
| Posted by Dunadan Companion on Ringbearer.org that leads to Mordor will never disappear I seen that road before It always leads me here leads me to your door Frodo's Theme Oompa Loompas
| Posted by Legolamb on Ringbearer.org I hope there are oompa loompas in these movies. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is my all-time favorite movie of all time. We need Oompa loompas singing morals during the movies. Examples: Ompa, loompa, doopity do. I've got a little riddle for you. What do you get with a ring that's not yours? An angry old wizard with a magical sword Everyone wants a little piece of your hide With Sauron's fiery eye searching, there's nowhere to hide You must run and run with no time to rest The weight of the world is piled on your chest You-oo haaave, You-oo haaave, You-oo haaave no one else to blame But your-self. Ompa, loompa, doopity day. Isn't this stupid song really gay? And: Ompa, loompa, doopity do. I've got another riddle for you. What do you get when you try to steal a ring back that's not yours? A fuzzy little hobbit with a magical sword And if you're dumb enough to bite the ring off his hand Right dab smack in the middle of a roaring fire you'll land Then you'll beeee, then you'll beeee Then you'll beeee as dead as can be Ompa, loompa, doopity dee. If this is too stupid you can blame me There are plenty of other moments in the story where the Oompa loompas can point out morals with cute little songs, in case anybody else wants to take shot at it. Titanic Theme
| Posted by Niniel on Ringbearer.org
Frodo, thinking about the nazgul:
| "Every night in my dreams, I see you, I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL you..." |
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