Beatles: Magical Misty Mountain Tour

Smells Like Wraith Spirit (sung by the Witch King of Angmar)

The Orcs are gonna have their way tonight.. The West is gonna have its way tonight...

...How about Boromir singing 'Don't Cry For Me Minas Tirith'?

How about Saruman singing "I Feel Pretty" as he shows his new sparkly robe to Gandalf!

Somewhere over the rainbow... Sam in Mordor: "Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue"...etc Bilbo to the Fellowship, "Follow the yellow brick road..."

A rendition of Man of La Mancha...or Mordor Frodo: I am I, Fro-do Bag-gins, the Com-pa-ny's ring bear-er (instead of "I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha...") Sam: I---m Sam-wise, yes I---m Sam-wise, I'll follow my maaaaas-ter 'till the end (instead of "I'm Sancho, yes I'm Sancho, I'll follow my master till the end")

The Singing Nazgul Have a Nazgul break into song before Frodo's stabbing at Weathertop (a la Cabaret): "What good is it sitting alone in the dell? Come to the Barad-Dur! Come to the Barad-Dur, my friend. Come to the Barad-Dur!"

Sandyman's Mom In the Cartman as Sam vein: "Sandyman's mom is a big fat bitch, a big fat bitch, a big fat bitch....."

Down The Anduin ..while the Company floats down Anduin after leaving Lothlorien, Aragorn can contemplate the dilemma of which way to go and break out into: "...I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two/ That's what Mith-ran-dir would do!" (sung to "What would Brian Boitano Do?")

Tomatoes Sam: "You say toe-MAY-toe, I say to-MAH-toe.... and here's an apple for you Ferny....Wham!

Presenting-THE LOTR MUSICAL Posted by Hama on Ringbearer.org Presenting Gildor and Saruman's operetta 'The Corsairs of Umbar' or 'The Gondor-liers' The opening scene is in Barad-dur, where Sauron has just learnt the whereabouts of his ring from Gollum, who is currently stretched out on a rack. Sauron is very pleased with himself and with the accompaniment of his Orc chorus and the nine Ringwraiths, sings about how good it is to be an Evil King. Evil King Song. Sauron lead, Ringwraith and Orc chorus (in brackets) with the Witch King accompanying on the Gollum (in double brackets). For I am an Evil King. ((ooh, aah, ooh, aah, ooh, aah, ooh, aah)) And it is, it is a glorious thing to be an Evil King. ((Eeeek)) For I am an Evil King. (hoorah, hoorah for the Evil King) ((Urk)) And it is, it is a glorious thing to be an Evil King. (it is, hoorah for the Evil King, hoorah for the Evil King) Meanwhile Aragorn approaches Elrond for the hand of his daughter Arwen. Elrond, a master of Elvish drinking lore, wants to know how much drink Aragorn can put away. Aragorn reveals that, unfortunately, he is teetotal. Elrond then sings the famous 'Elven lore song', accompanied by Glorfindel on the spoons. Elven Lore Song. Elrond lead, Glorfindel on spoons, Elvish chorus (in brackets). I am the very model of an Elven master of the lore, I've knowledge of all hostelries from Forodwaith to Harondor. I've drunk in every single one, of ales I've had uncountable, I've never found a quantity of wine that's insurmountable. My drinking feats are famous from the gulf of Lune to Gorgoroth, I managed 50 pints in Dale before King Brand had touched his froth. I took in 20 yards of ale, a bet with Smaug to sudden death, He woke up in the morning with a nasty case of Dragon breath! (He woke up in the morning with a nasty case of Dragon breath!) (He woke up in the morning with a nasty case of Dragon breath!) (He woke up in the morning with a nasty case of Dragon Dragon breath!) I've swallowed every foaming pint that ever came in front of me, I've emptied every wineskin from this side of the encircling sea. I've drunk at every hostelry from Forodwaith to Harondor, In short I am the model of an Elven master of the lore. Shamed by such drinking prowess, Aragorn runs away to sea and becomes a Corsair, leaving Arwen behind to pine for him. Meanwhile, Frodo and his friends have left the shire pursued by the Ringwraiths, who fall at the ford of Bruinen. We join up with the Ringwraiths making their way back to Mordor, bemoaning their lot. Ringwraiths Song, Witch King Lead, Ringwraith chorus (in brackets) When you're riding like the clappers for the shire, (for the shire) 'Cos your master wants to spill some 'obbit blood. ('obbit blood) And some wizard comes and threatens you with fire, (you with fire) Then you end up drowning in some sodding flood. (sodding flood) Then you head on back to Mordor under cover, (under cover) 'Cos there is our Master's duty to be done. (to be done) Taking one unearthly burden with another, (with another) A Ringwraiths lot is not an 'appy one.(aaah-aaah) When it is our master's duty to be done, (to be done) A Ringwraiths lot is not an 'appy one. ('appy one) Once Frodo, with the help of Sam, destroys the Ring, Sauron is defeated and it is revealed that all the Corsairs of Umbar are Orphan Dunedain. Aragorn, having now spent time as a gay old sea dog, reveals himself now to be a hardened drinker and Elrond allows him to marry Arwen. End with chorus by all.

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