The Mouth of Sauron Roles for Keanu Reeves in the movies!
AAAARRRGGH! Will this be, according to one poster, Bill the Pony & Ted's Excellent Adventure?
According to message board posters, he'll be playing...
Webmaster's note: Keanu will definitely NOT be playing Aragorn anymore since Stu Townsend's got the role. But I decided to keep this section anyway so we can all remember the horror that once loomed over us all...

Dead soldier of Rohan #189
Dead orc #35
Headless corpse
One of the heads catapulted into the walls of Minas Tirith
Bill Ferny's half-orc friend
Anarion in a flashback at the seige of the Barad-dur a great big rock falls on him
Otho Sackville-Baggins
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Arrowroot
Clever orcs (Shagrat or Gorbag)
Oil-slick in Mordor
The orc Ufthak (Shelob's dainty)
Orc's dinner
Dying Gondorian soldier
Man crossing street

Here are some of the more sensible suggestions...
Legolas(ack!),Beregond,Imrahil.

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