Posted by Elf-friend on Ringbearer.org

At the Moria Gate After Gandalf finally gets the "Say, Friend, and Enter" password solved, Sam turns to Frodo and says "Duh!"

Posted by incanus on Ringbearer.org

one ring to screw them all... radagast the brown, radagast the fool, radagast and his damn bestiality!

Posted by Imrahil on Ringbearer.org

"Tom fool of a Took!" changed to "You moutherf*cking idiot!"

Posted by shieke on Ringbearer.org

"Fool of a Took" to "Pippin, you a**hole!" "You choose the night over the day" to "Yeah, she's a babe, too" "Fly you fools" to "Haul ass, guys!"

Posted by Niniel on Ringbearer.org

Keanu as Strider: "So I, like, look bogus, and feel excellent?"

Posted by H on Ringbearer.org

Watch it, old dude, the heir of Isildur's in the his-ouse. You better not step to this, cause my broken sword be reforged again. Back with a vengeance, dawg.

Posted by Mount Orodruin on Ringbearer.org

Do you think any of those catchy Lord of the Rings catchphrases will seep into mainstream society? Star Wars has: 'May the Force be with you' Austin Powers 2 has: 'Oh behave,' and 'Very Shagadelic' Terminator 2 has: 'I'll be back' and 'Asta la vista baby' Lord of the Rings has: 'Namarie' 'Elendil!' 'Hoom hom' Doesn't really work does it? Perhaps PJ could spice it up a bit.

Posted by IarwainBen-adar on Ringbearer.org

.. silly hobbits... and "Nasssty yellow face" I use those all the time.... And I tend to call lost of people "Nasty Noser"

Posted by Dunadan Companion on Ringbearer.org

Possibilities Mount Doom Balrog Paths of the Dead Wormtongue will all find their way into modern media. ie Janet Reno , otherwise know as the "Balrog of Clinton" On a lighter note, Pipe Weed or other references to weed (Southfarthing ) will also become commonplace.

Posted by Tinuviel on Ringbearer.org

I think the evil ones have a tendency to catch on a little firmer than others. 'My preccioussssss', for example. (although not to your loved one...) Hm. I wonder if Sauron will have any lines?

Posted by vadryn on Ringbearer.org

One ring to rule them all And in the darkness bind them A catch phrase on QVC when pushing their Diamonique wedding sets...

Posted by H on Ringbearer.org

Elbereth, Gilthoniel! Anduril, anduril for the Dunedan. Elendil! It's an ill wind as blows nobody good, and all's well that ends better. Go on, white rider! Forth Eorlingas, ride on! Ride to Theoden!

Posted by shieke on Ringbearer.org

Foul dwimmerlack It was pity stayed his hand Coney & taters As my old Gaffer used to say -- and any of those sayings Fly you fools!

Posted by Tolman Gamgee on Ringbearer.org

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Fool of a Took! Awake! Awake! Fear, Fire, Foes! Awake! Fire, Foes! Awake!

Posted by Incanus on Ringbearer.org

Please excuse my spellings, i don't have the text with me, but here it goes: Kahzad! Kahzad! Lets not be hasty you dumb fool of a took! you slowcoach fly you fools! your humble wizard

Posted by Mount Orodruin on Ringbearer.org

I was thinking of something a bit more contemporary. A radical script re-write. Khazad ai menu...baby! What's with all this hastiness sh*t? It's a ring thing. (Frodo to Faramir in Ithilien) Someone get on the phone to Will Smith!

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