FOX's picks for the LoTR cast. Posted by Beanie Weinie on ringbearer.org

Frodo: Fry (Futurama) Sam: Bender the Robot (Futurama) Merry: Milhouse (Simpsons) Pippin: Bart Simpson (Simpsons) Gandalf: Aberaham (Grandpa) Simpson (Simpsons) Aragorn: Troy McFluer (Simpsons) Gimli: Groundskeeper Willy (Simpsons) Legolas: Boomhower (King of the Hill) Boromir: Dale (Kins og the Hill) Sauruman: Mr. Montgumery Burns (Simpsons) Sauron: Baby Stewie (Family Guy) Lotho: Principal Skinner (Simpsons) Lobelia: Skinner's Mother (Simpsons) Elrond: Mr. Kahn (King of the Hill) Celeborn: Al Bundy (Married with Children) Galadriel: Peg Bundy (Married with Children) Theoden: Grandpa Simpson's Rival (The long-bearded old fat on the Simpsons) Grima Wormtoungue: Smithers (Simpsons) Tom Bombadil: Krusty the Clown (Simpsons) Eowyn: Kelly Bundy (Married with Children) The Gaffer: Hank Hill's Dad (King of the Hill) Arwen: Leela (Futurama) Bilbo: Homer Simpson (Simpsons)

Simpsons Cast Posted by gimilkhad on ringbearer.org

An LOTR/Simpsons Crossover casting.. Frodo Lisa Sorry about the change of sex but she's the only personality who fits. Sam Bart 'Of Taco's and Blue Squishy' Pippin Millhouse Dancing on the tables at the Prancing Pony Merry Martin Prince My logic is he's the intellectual to Millhouse's mad extrovert. He studied those maps in Rivendell. Gandalf Homer At the Bridge of Khazad-dum, as the Balrogs thong wraps round his knee and he is pulled into the abyss "D'oh". Aragorn Troy McClure "You may have seen me in such other fantasy epics as" Gimli Nelson Munce Hewing heads at Helms Deep "Hah Hah" Legolas Principle Skinner In a set of Spock ears maybe? Or not! Elrond Barney Gumble "I wash the Herald of Gal-gilad and marshed with hish hosht. I wash at the Bottle of , bottle? Anyone godda another bottle" Galadriel Marge "I will remain Marge, and stay in the kitchen." Denethor Chief Wiggum "Heh! It's hot! Heh! Heh! Will someone help me out here! Heh! Saruman Mr Burns "A new power is rising, atomic power" Grima Waylon Smithers "Mercy Mr Burns , do not send your poor Waylon away" Fatty Bolger Ralph Wiggum Perfect casting, doing wiggle puppy as the nazgul arrive in Crickhollow Ghan-Buri-Ghan Groundskeeper Willie "Git oot ah mah foorest, yah bunch o' yella haired, pony pricking, sassenachs!" Or in the event of a Silmarillion/Simpsons crossover movie Hurin Apu Nahasahpeenapetalon At Unnumbered Tears, "Aure Entuluva", has an entirely different feel, "Day shall, Come Again!"

An All Star Trek Cast Posted by Imrahil on ringbearer.org

William Shatner- Theoden Leonard Nimoy- Elrond George Takei- Legolas Walter Keonig- Gimli James Doohan- Bilbo Nichelle Nichols- Ioreth Patrick Stewart- Gandalf Jonathan Franks- Aragorn Marina Sirtis- Arwen Gates McFadden- Galadreil Michael Dorn- Boromir Brent Spiner- Faramir Wil Wheaton- Frodo LeVar Burton- Sam Avery Brooks- Aragorn Nana Visitor- Eowyn Rene Auberjonois- Beregond Siddig El Fadil- Merry Armin Shimerman- Grima Colm Meany- Pippin Klingons- Orcs Romulans- Peoples of Rhun and Harad Borg- Ringwraiths (With Locutus as W-K) Gollum- a Ferengi (don't know the any --Imrahil (Trekkie) PS. I hate Voyager, as you can probably tell.

Muppets in LOTR - Posted by Lori on ringbearer.org

Combining my own mad thoughts with the recent brilliant suggestions at aft and vantagenet, I have created the casting list for lotr, using Henson’s muppets. Thanks to those who originally suggested them. Comments/suggestions welcome. Frodo: Bert [I also considered Kermit as Frodo and Fozzie as Sam] Sam: Ernie Pippin: Elmo Merry: Zoe [I know, Zoe is a girl! better suggestions??] Gimli: Rowlf the Dog Legolas: Scooter (Scooter is not a very good choice, I know...I need suggestions!!!) Aragorn: Kermit the Frog Arwen: Prairie Dawn Eowyn: Miss Piggy ["Take that Nazgul HIIiiii-yah!"] Denethor: Crazy Harry "Crazy Harry plays with fire!" (not to be confused with Herry Monster!!) Hobbits at birthday party: Fraggles (or Fraggles could play the elves at Rivendell) Gandalf: Oscar (Outside of Moria)G: "If you'll all shut up and get lost for a few minutes, maybe I might just figure out how to open this door. Now SCRAM!" [Gandalf disappears into his trash can. Over the next few minutes, various items come flying out of the can and accumulate around it: old newspaper, Thrain's map, old soda can, Glamdring, empty pipeweed pouch,"Quenta Silmarillion", oily rags, clearly labeled script for the movie, technical manual for the Rings of Power...] Balrog: Sweetums (You know, the really big monster, played "Jack" in the Muppet Movie) Treebeard: Dr. Teeth [Other ents would be played by the remaining members of the Electric Mayhem band.] Galadriel: Big Bird [Instead of asking for a lock of hair, Gimli will ask for a feather] Boromir: Cookie Monster [Boromir: "Frodo, won't you just let me borrow your cookie?" Frodo: "No!" B: "Obstinate fool! That cookie should be mine! Give it to me!!!"] Butterbur: Swedish Chef Bombadil: Gonzo ["So what exactly is Tom Bombadil/Gonzo, anyway? "He's a little like a turkey.""A little, but not much."] Goldberry: Camila [Gonzo's chicken-friend] Oliphaunt: Snuffleumpiguser...Snufalumpaguser...Snuffy - oh you know who I mean 9 Nazgul: the rats (Rizzo the rat = Nazgul king) [another possibility would be for the Nazgul to be played by Gonzo's chickens,with Camila as the King. Cut Bombadil] Sauron: The Count (Sauron: "NINE rings for mortal men doomed to die [thunder and lightning], ha-ha-hahahaha Mouth of S.: Uhm Dark Lord, Sir? The Nazgul King hasjust been slain in battle Sauron: What? Damn!!! EIGHT rings for mortal men...] Gollum: Animal "Prech-ous! PRECS-US!! PRECS-US! PRECS-US!" Elrond: Grover Gwaihir: Sam the Eagle, of course Theoden: I don't know. Maybe Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, with Beaker as Grima? Or Bobo the Bear? Saruman: Ack! I don't know. Who's left? Fozzie? Waldorf or Statler(those 2 old grumpy guys)?

Casting - Posted by d00d on ringbearer.org

Maybe Macauly Culkin could play Sauron? How about we see Jean-Claude Van Damme as Frodo and Arnold Schwarzaneggar as Sam? Maybe Patrick Duffy for the role of Aragorn? Bill Clinton as Gollum?

LOTR The Rock Opera Posted by Dr Andreas on ringbearer.org

John Lennon(Please Manwe bring him back!)-Gandalf Paul Mcartney-Elrond Simon and Garfunkle-Frodo and Sam (you decide which) The Hansons (Hanson?) Merry & Pippin Bruce THE BOSS IS Aragorn Joan Jett-Arwen Tom Petty-Wormtongue Marilyn Manson-Sauron Mick Jagger-THE MOUTH of Sauron Bill the Pony-Niel (one trick pony)Diamond Liberace-Butterbur(should accompany Frodo on the bar's piano) Elton John-The bard who sings "Frodo of the Nine Fingers and the Ring of Doom" Tina Turner-Galadriel(She's the QUEEN!!!!) Willie Nelson-Theoden Bonnie Raitt-Eowyn Garth brooks or Gene Autry-Eomer Tyler from Aerosmith(Liv's dad)-Ghan Buri Ghan Trent Resnor-WitchKing Annie Lennos-Shelob Bjork the orc Bruce Cockburn-Treebeard Nick Cave(in lot's of makeup)-Denethor-he's got to sing the "No-one saw the Carny go" before he leaps into the fire.

Disney's LOTR Cast - Posted by Kal on ringbearer.org

If Disney was to make an all-animal cartoon of LotR, what kinds of animals would be used for the different characters? (Am I bored? How did you guess?) Hobbits : koalas Gandalf : eagle (with balrog wings apparently, otherwise he could have escaped from Orthanc without help) Saruman : vulture Strider : wolf Boromir : bear Legolas : deer Orcs : gorillas Gollum : gibbon OK. I give up. You continue.

Alternate Casting Thoughts... - Posted by Maglor on ringbearer.org

Here are some alternate casting ideas: Glorfindel - Patrick Rafter (tennis, w/dye job) - Steve Finley (baseball) - Lars from Metallica (he'd shave for it) Denethor - Patrick Stewart (not all of these are off the wall) - Clint Eastwood - Rosie o'Donnell (as Queen Denethor...alrightI just want to see her burn) Anborn the Ranger - Bruce Campbell Elrond - Robert Redford (still a twinkle in his eye) Boromir - Jose Canseco (not doing anything now) - John Elway (ditto) - that Matchbox 20 guy Legolas - Derek Jeter (would be great) - Daniel Day Lewis Pippin - digitize Fred Savage from Wonder Years Gimli - ME Mouth of Sauron - Chris Rock Orthanc Palantir - Sinead O'Conner

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