The Lord of The Rings
The Fellowship Of The Ring	The Two Towers	The Return of The King
Sigh...what can I say.GO READ THEM!
Bored of The Rings
Bored of The Rings
Extracts from 'Bored' They asked each other countless riddles, such as who played the Cisco Kid and what was Krypton. In the end Dildo won the game. Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction. The dark spoiled his aim, and he managed only to de- flate the rubber float, leaving Goddam to flounder. Goddam, who couldn't swim, reached his hand out to Dildo and begged him to pull him out, and as he did, Dildo noticed an interesting-looking ring on his finger and pulled it off. He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. It's a pity I have run out of bullets, he thought, as he went back up the tunnel, pursued by Goddam's cries of rage.	Bored of The Rings...a parody of The Lord of The Rings.

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