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Further Film Ideas
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If these films turn out to be wildly successful, what further films can we look for to capatilize on their success? You know how Hollywood loves to ride a horse to death (e.g. Rocky XVII, Jaws 9, Friday the 13th part 27, etc.) here are some suggestions:

LotR's, the directors cut

LotR's, the special editions. 

The Hobbit, the Prequel to the LotR's. 



and the Silmarillion,  The Prequel to the directors cut of the prequel to the special editions of the directors cut of the LotR's. 



The Books of Lost Tales, what, 12 volumes now? 



Sauron, the early years

Gimli and Gandalf, a love story

Nazgulzilla

Ringageddon

Hobbitheart

The Seven Rangers (seven samurai)

Wild Pipeweed (Wild Strawberries)

The Maggot-Mushroom Field War

the Hobbit who went up Bag End and came down Orodruin

Gandalf's List

Close Encounters of the Eldar kind

Raiders of the lost Palantir

Middle-Earth Trek

Middle-Earth Trek 2: the Wrath of Bill Ferny

A Connecticut Yankee in Gondor

Bibo Finn

Jurrasic Shire

a Ford too Far

Citizen Bilbo

the Orthanc Redemption

Kingdom of the Shelob

the Silence of the Gollum, and it's long-awaited sequel, Gollumbul

Planet of the Orcs

Shire Year 6001, a hobbit oddessy

Rumble in the Shire

the Great Flotsam Robbery

Breelander

Breelander 2: the quickening

Pretty Smeagol

Muppets take Imladris

Sherlock Holmes: the case of the missing ring 

the Dark Palantir

attack of the killer pipeweed

Hunt for the Red Palantir

Clear and Present Nazgul

Megalosauron

the Elffather

attack of the fifty foot Nazgul

Thorin's war

the Last Temptation of Gandalf

the Fall of the Mordor Empire

Sauron's peak

Shadowfax Beauty

So I married a Ringbearer

Strider: International Ranger of Mystery

Strider: the Ranger who shagged me

On Bombadil's pond

Dr. Smeagol and Mr. Hyde

Gone with the Ring

Saving Bilbo Baggins



And musicals....



The Wizard of Middle Earth 

Dunedain on the Roof      

The Lord of the Ring and I   

Les Miserables Hobbits



and Star Wars.... 



Istari Wars

the Necromancer Strikes Back

Return of the Istari

the Phantom Nazgul

Jar-Jar's adventures in Buckland



and Shakespeare... 



Much Ado about Hobbits

The Taming of the Smeagol

MacStrider

Gimlet

and on and on and on



TV:

Party of Nine

Bag End Place

Anduinwatch

Smeagol Nye the raw fish guy

the (elf rune "g") files

Mad about Precious

Sesame Street, starring the number "eleventy"

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Deep Scouring

Close Encounter of the third ring

Mithrandir never dies

Casabuckland

Nightmare on Bag's End

Musical: Fur



Shakespeare: Forod and Gollum



Other:

From Hobbits and men

Dwarf (James Dean forever)

Saruman I, II, III

Saruman IV, the Quest for the Ring

Dakrlord (featuring Liam Neeson)

Sarumanic (the sinking of Isengard)

Sauronator



More...

Doctor Smeagol, or how I learned stop worrying and love the ring

Naked knife

Strideracus

Ben Fur (hobbits' fur, of course)



And Don't Forget The Cartoon Specials
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A Hobbits Springtime

A Hobbit's Summerfest

Halloween In The Shire

Santa Claus Is Coming To Hobbition

The Adventures Of Eleanor Gamgee and The White Tree

God forbid what blasphmy may it never come to this

add:Further Film Ideas
Posted by r.austin on TheOneRing.net


Bridge on the River Anduin

My life as a Halfling

The warg in Winter

Taking of Isengard 123

Searching for Mr. Baggins

The Last of the Numinorians



Night of the Nazgul

An Ent grows in Brooklyn

The Last Time I Saw Morder

The Odd Couple (starring Legalas and Gimli)

John Carpenter's Escape from Minas Morgul

Smokie and the Nazgul

Road to Rivendil

National Lampoon's Morder Vacation

Hobbit on a Hot Tin Roof

William Shakespear's Taming of the Gollum

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