And now a few words from our sponsors…

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Firebolt

Firebolt: Whoosh!

Boy What was that? It was the fastest thing I’ve ever seen!

Girl Oh that? That’s a Firebolt. Jonas got one.

Boy A what???

Girl A Firebolt. It’s the latest and fastest broomstick around! The National Quidditch team uses them, and that proves how great they are!

Boy Wow! The National Quidditch team always uses the best, so they can’t be wrong about this! Where can I get one?

Girl At any Broomstick shop or wherever Quidditch supplies are sold. I hear the store in Diagon Alley has them 2% off.

Boy 2%? Wow! that’s what I want for my birthday!!

Girl (speaking quickly) Firebolts belong to the NBC (National Broomstick Crowd) and are only sold to witches and wizards over the age of 16. Price on request.

Lockhart’s Amazing Mirror Collection:

(a/n: I know that the next commercial has absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, but this one has been written over and over in my school notebooks and I want the word to see it. I repeat, this has nothing to do with Harry Potter!! {unless his mother chose MasterCard over Visa})

Mastercard:

Scene showing birth of baby:

Price of birth- $10,000

Box that says camcorder on it with Styrofoam peanuts all over the floor:

Price of camcorder- $650

Showing boxes of video tapes:

Price of videos to use with the camcorder to record the moment- $50

Showing a teenage boy on a couch laughing, and a teenage girl looking VERY embarrassed:

Daughter’s embarrassment when her boyfriend sees the videos- Priceless.

Some things money can’t buy…

Girl: Dad!! How could you?

…For everything else there’s MasterCard.