How many birth days does the average man have?
1 Just one!
You answered [ ]
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them! - You answered [ ]
Even January has 28 days!
In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
6 - You answered [ ]
Three per side! Even the 9th inning has 6, but the game is called at the 3rd out when the home team is behind. Also, score yourself a penalty of -1 if you think you don't count the 6th out in the inning.
Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
No - You answered [ ]
Because he is dead! There is no legal precedence for a dead man to marry! Remember, we are asking if a man CAN marry, not if a man was legally married. Score yourself a penalty of -1 if you are thinking of what the man did in the past.
You got this one wrong!
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 - You answered [ ]
Now pay close attention, or your math teacher will be upset with you: 30 divided by 2 equals 15, 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60 (did you forget about inverting and multiplying?), add 10 and get 70!
If you still think 30 divided by 1/2 is 25, then what does 30 divided by 2 equal?? If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 - You answered [ ]
You took them, remember?
You got this one wrong! You are in a store, if there are three apples and you take away 2, you will get busted for shoplifting!
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60. - You answered [ ]
Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd. The effects of the pills will last for 90 minutes, but in 60 minutes, the pills are gone! It is like ice cream. It can stay in your refrigerator for years, but would you eat 8 year old ice cream? If it takes you 15 minutes to eat the ice cream, the ice cream lasts 15 minutes, but I am sure there are some of you who would argue that it would last 16 minutes, just to get this question right!
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
9 - You answered [ ]
If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die...(which means 8 die, get it?) Keeping the dead sheep doesn't count!
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
0 - You answered [ ]
Moses didn't take any animals on an ark, Noah did!
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat - You answered [ ]
A butcher's clerk weighs meat, how else does he know what to charge?! (The butcher only cuts it, eh?) Remember the instructions? MOST, (not all), answers are numeric, this one isn't.
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! - You answered [ ]
You know, a dozen is 12!
Your Score
You scored 0 out of 12 - You are Brain dead!