Some Stuff to think about

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why does a 24 hour store have locks on it?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on a driveway?

From Khabarakh

Do Jewish thieves steal of the Sabbath?

From: jeffndj98d

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

From: www.pressanykey.com

Do they have a fourth of July in England?	Yes No
How many birth days does the average man have?
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?	Yes No
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?

Clara Clatter was born on December 27, on a hot summers day. How is that possible?

How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?

Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?

Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?

Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?

Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

21) How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

22) Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world?

23) How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $3 for a buffet when the buffet costs $1 per person?

24) In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

25) Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?

26) Two U.S. coins add up to 55 cents, but one coin is not a nickel. What are these coins?

27) What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

28) A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

29) What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die?

30) Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

31) Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (Not 5)

32) A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?

33) It takes 3 minutes to boil 1 egg. How long does it take to boil 3 eggs? (Not 9)

34) On what side of the cup does the handle belong?

35) What kind of dog has four legs but never runs?

36) Where are potatoes grown?

37) If you hop out of your flop, to drop by the shop for a mop, and to top it off, your pop is a cop, what should you do when you come to a green light?

38) You have a wooden barrel filled with water. what can you put in it to make it lighter?

39) There are 2 babies born on the same day at the same time in the same month in the same year at the same hospital from the same biological mother. How is it possible they are not twins?

40) What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

41) What can you keep even after giving it to someone else?

42) What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

43) The more of these you take, the more of them you leave behind.

44) I live alone in a small house with no doors or windows, and when I leave I must break through the walls.

45) What is is that you will break when you call it by name?

46) What fastens two people yet touches only one?

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