The Place for People Like Me

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Seeing double? I'm not. Maybe you need Glasses. I guess we'll never know, will we??

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Meet Matt! He's my guardian of this site!! Click on him to get your own hairball!!

This site began on April 30, 1999 and look how much I have already!!(barely anything!!!)

Go here! It's my list of stuff that's a waste of time!!

Go to the junkyard and dig in!!!!!

Come and taste my brand new drink! Get the recipe here.

Go to my Tribute to Sugar Warning: Sugar is NOT distibuted here, only worshipped.

Prove you really ARE bored enough to learn all about me!

Always hate that purple dinosaur, but don't have any solid reasons why? Well click here to see why Barney is evil!

Finally folks! The moment you've all been dreading! A new list is finally here! Yippe!! Here's your link to doom!>

Don't want to read my typings? Click here and listen to things said by other people. Also known as quotes!

Coming soon to a page near you

Links! The Politically Correct Dictionary! Cows! RANDOM THOUGHTS OF INSANITY!!!

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Pretty Please sign my guestbook as many times as you want!! I want it filled to the brim with stuff that wastes space!!

Sign My Guestbook Or you can you can View My Guestbook If you have no life.

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Congragulations! You are all alone here, 'cause you are the: person here!

Kill Barney Now!

Little Disclaimer Thingie:Every single solitary thing on this page and any subpage belongs to me. Except the stuff that doesn't. You know...like the links, and the cool graphics, and the space for this page...::sniffles:: I couldn't have done it without you guys! Thanks..I..I need to go get a tissue, hold on a minute....Ok, I'm better now..I'm glad this disclaimer thing isn't in super huge writing for everybody to see. Expecially the people from PBS. Sorry if I hate Barney, but he is the devil in diguise. Ok..now for the real part of the disclaimer.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

Void where prohibited.

Some assembly required.

Batteries not included.

Use only as directed

Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

May be too intense for some viewers.

No user-serviceable parts inside.

As seen on TV.

One size fits all.

Sanitized for your protection.

Not recommended for children.

Do not write below this line.

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